Scooby Rhapsody Preformed by Xander Harris, accompanied by Willow Rosenberg, Buffy Summers, Cordelia Chase and Oz. Set to the music of Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. Part 1. Xander: The best day of my life is when I met my fantasy. I was bowled over when I met a girl named Buffy. Willow: Open your eyes. Why won't you notice me? Buffy: He's just a guy friend, whose one of the girls to me. Cordelia: Kind of slow, I think he's low. He says that I dress like a hoe. Xander: Anything that Buffy wants she is all that matters to me, to me. Part 2 Xander: Mama, I'll be home late. You've need to wait, got a double study date. Willow: Mama, I'll be at Xander's, but you don't care because you're always away. Buffy: Mama, oooo I step out on the sly. You'll never notice and I'll be back tomorrow. Group: Scooby gang, scooby gang, we'll all meet with Giles. Part 3 Xander: Halloween, we'll have some fun. I buy a cheap gun toy, then I become soldier boy. Cordelia: He so polite, I think he's cute. Got to leave my friends to date this silly goof. Willow: Xander... Noooooo. Xander: Don't want Willow to cry, but I think that I have finally found someone. Party 4 Willow: I see a guy with funny colored hair. Oz: Hi I'm Oz, Hi I'm Oz, and I play for the Dingo's. Willow: Full moon and some changes, and now Oz is chasing me! Group: He's a werewolf. He's a werewolf. He's a werewolf. He's a werewolf. He's a werewolf but he's cool. Xander: I can be a cool boy, I want girls to like me. Group (loudly): Every girl wants him but his Cordie! Xander: I cast a little charm, didn't want to cause no harm. Group (loudly): He said a prayer to the god of ruffie! Xander: Didn't want to hurt my friends, will you make it end? Group: You idiot! They will not let it end. Xander: Let it end. Group: You idiot! They will not let end. Xander: Let it end. Group: You idiot! They will not let end. Xander: Let it end. Group: They will not let end. Xander: Let it end. Group: They will not let end. Xander: Let it end. No! No! No! No! No! No! No! Part 5 Xander Oh Cordie wants me, then she doesn't, then she want me once again. D'hoffryn has a demon set aside for me, for me, for me! Part 6 Xander: So you think you can leave me out so I won't die! I'll get a big car and I'll become the coolest car guy! Ohh Buffy, don't you worry 'bout it Buffy, I'll stop the bomb, while you stop the demons of Jhe. Part 7 Xander: The school kids start to scatter, but my orders are key. The school is all in tatters, but my friends are all that matters to me. Anything that Buffy wants... Gong. Lyrics by Mathew R. Ignash (mathewignash@comcast.net)