Right, then. Life being what it is and all, I know you lot have questions, things that you wonder about from time to time. Important stuff, like "Should I ask my boss for a raise?" and "Do these jeans make my thighs look too big?" and "Is it all right to serve white wine with an AB-positive entree?" - well, no, I don't suppose you ever worry about that last. Still, there are probably times when you could use the advice of someone older and more experienced - and believe me, baby, I've experienced quite a lot in my day. There are worse things you could do than ask old Spike for advice. I know you want to - I've seen those questions burning in your eyes, quivering on your lips, pounding in the pulse at your neck; questions just begging to be asked. Well, here's your chance. It just so happens I've got some free time while I wait for my nails to dry. Just yes or no questions, mind - my insight may be unlimited, but my patience is not. Back

Come on, talk to Daddy.