The Night Spike Got His Rocks Again

by Alane Sue
 
 

Genre: Humour

Rating: PG-13

Notes: This is a Filksong to be sung to the tune of "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down."
 

William the Bloody's the name, and torture with spikes was his fame

'Til Riley's Initiative came and stuck a chip in his brain
In the autumn of '99, he was hungry, and Thanksgiving time
He went to the Scoobies, and the Big Bad fell, it's a time I remember oh so well
 
The night Spike got his rocks again, and the bells were ringing
The night Spike got his rocks again, and the 'shippers were singing, they went
Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh   Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh!!!!!!
 
Back with Harmony, Spike had a dream, and nothing was as it seemed
Oh God, this cannot be, lovin' his mortal enemy!
Now he tried to be good, but Buffy's ground stood
Then he chained her up, and he made a 'bot
And his character began to look like rot
 
The night Spike got his rocks again, and the bells were ringing
The night Spike got his rocks again, and Redemptionists were singing, they went
Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh   Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh!!!!!!
 
Like his grandsire before him, he took a non-evil stand
And like his grandsire before him, he was a Slayer-whipped man
 
Then one night, the walls came down
And the whipping boy was gone from town
A Bloody Revelation, in her system pinned
She can't keep him in the grave once she's let him in
 
The night Spike got his rocks again, and the bells were ringing
The night Spike got his rocks again, and his fans were singing, they went
Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh   Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh  Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh-Nyeh!!!!!!!
 
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