Thanks to Lameal2002, who originally transcribed this for jm.com As I said on the Sunday transcript, James came across so genuine; polite; intelligent; honest and open in his answers; truly interested in talking with the fans; truly a fan of the show himself; etc. To me, the way he talked at times seemed very real "California/Rocker boy" and terribly cute. To try to help capture the sense of him for you all reading this, I've tried to leave in most of the times he said "man", "rock on", "you know", and even some "uhms" (when needed to show he was really taking his time and really thinking about his response rather than just talking). He also seemed very relaxed and laughed a lot. (a truyly captivating, sexy laugh and voice!) SATURDAY, JULY 13, 2002 - SHORE LEAVE Q AND A WITH JAMES MARSTERS JAMES: Hellooo Baltimore! Yeah! Firefly! Where the heck did you get that? Damn, I want on that show. [Someone offered him the Firefly hat they were wearing] (JM laughing) Like it's going to fit my big head but thank you. [audience member says, "It's adjustable] Even so... I tell costumers all the time, 'You're never going to fit this.' (pointing to his head) Yeah I want on this show man, "Firefly". I went to see the sets that he was doing and it absolutely rocks. It's going to be a space show very different than anything else we've seen... kind of an about face from "Star Trek" actually. I was talking to Joss about it and he was saying that it was going to be like "Hill Street Blues" in space. So it's not going to be so much about what we want to be, it's going to be about who we are... which is pretty fallible...and that's tough really. Yeah, he [Joss] is getting multiple headaches over at Fox for that right now. What I like to do is jump straight to Q and A, QUESTION: and answers. I tend... I can go off on any QUESTION: for 20 minutes but I like to start with your QUESTION: s. We've got an empty microphone up... [in kind of sexy, Elvis-y voice says] Get on up there to the microphone, baby. The first, the courageous one... how you doing? QUESTION: Fine, how are you James. JAMES: I'm doing really good. QUESTION: I was just wondering when we were going to see you on the big screen again and what kind of work you prefer... tv or movies? JAMES: (laughing) I haven't really done enough movies to know. As far as when you're going to see me on the screen again, I don't know. There's a film that wanted to cast me that then lost their money and they're trying to get money again. It's a great script about Rock and Roll. QUESTION: Are you going to sing? JAMES: No. I would play the guy who writes all the songs, who produces all the songs, who is actually the mind behind the music and then some screwy front-guy messes with me... QUESTION: Much like real life? JAMES: No, no... in my band I'm the screwy front guy. (laughs). But you know, in general, I'm busy man. I asked to get out last year for a movie and they couldn't do it and they couldn't do it. Then I asked to get out for another movie and they said yes but then I didn't get the role. The people at Buffy don't want to stand in the way of the careers of the actors on the show but at the same time they have a story to tell. And they're paying me a lot of money right now. [cheers from the audience] At least that changed. (laughs) QUESTION: Which do you prefer? JAMES: I, uh, ... It's hard, man. I would rather choose to talk about the difference between stage and tv because really, the difference between tv and film is negligible from what I do. I do what's called One-Camera Work, where there's only ever one camera on you at a time. So you rehearse a scene from a certain perspective, you go away for about 45 minutes while they light, then you come back and perform for one camera at a time. For sitcoms, it's very different. For sitcoms, you have seven cameras operating on you at time and you pretty much perform live. So for actors who are used to sitcoms, it's a big jump to go to features, but for a show called "Buffy", it's kind of the same thing. But I miss the stage. The stage is cool. On stage you're really in control in a way that you're not in control on TV at all. On stage you tell a story, in film you're just a building block for someone else to come tell the story later and that was kind of a hard adjustment for me. They wouldn't even tell me what I was doing next week. [laughing, in funny voice says, "I have to know my arc."] No you don't actually. I came down to LA from Seattle... [few cheers from audience]... Seattle R-o-o-c-c-k-s. (big laugh) I miss that town. [laughing... "one hand, proud"] I miss Seattle. I really do. [Audience member from Seattle tells James that she, unfortunately, never got to see him perform when he had his theater company in Seattle.] Oh really? You could have seen me naked live! [big roars from audience]. QUESTION: Thanks JAMES: JAMES: You're welcome and good luck. Who next? Oh you shy folks... come on, spike it up a bit. Hello. QUESTION: ... Has being a sex symbol, such that you are, redefined your persona at all, changed you fundamentally in any way. JAMES: [blushing, acting coy] Uh, the girls who are breaking my heart are much prettier these days. [laughing] That's about the only difference. Yeah, it's a weird thing, I've got to tell you. It's a weird thing. I've always said I wanted to be kissing Buffy or kicking Buffy because you'd be in the middle of the story then. And I get to the kissing Buffy part and I'm always naked and Sarah's always FULLY clothed. (sarcastically) And the teamsters are always very sensitive. Basically being a romantic interest means you do have a lot less clothes on... and I don't have a particular need to keep my clothes on, I've been naked on stage [woos from audience] in front of 500 people a night, 9 shows a week, but at the same time (sigh, laughing) in stage there's a dignity to it. On stage, you don't go down to underwear until tech rehearsals and you don't get naked until very last rehearsal and there's a way to do it that's been done a hundred years before. On TV, there's no time for dignity. It's like 'take it off, get up there'. (laugh) You know, so, you just kind of release into the malestorm.... How embarrassed am I. QUESTION: My second QUESTION: is would you be willing to do a chorus of "Rest in Peace" as a duet... with me? JAMES: That sounds really good but I've been instructed very specifically to not let anyone up on stage with me. But, someone gave me a guitar so maybe I will sing something... [loud cheers from audience] It's a wonderful offer, honey. I would kind of like to do that actually, but there are rules and they have... I don't know if they're going to spank me or punish me... Julie Brown, she's strong, man. I don't want to mess with her. QUESTION: When you go into a McDonalds, does the "Happy Meals with legs"... JAMES: I tried that once (laughs)... they just stared at me. And then the next week I went through the drive-through and they almost lept through the window at me. (big laugh) Yeah, that was one of my favorite lines actually. QUESTION: I couldn't help seeing the Blood Mobile when I drove up and the first thing that came to mind was Meals on Wheels. [audience laughs] JAMES: Bringing up the blood drive, I hear the Buffy people pulled out the stops, as they were. Everyone back there is amazed by how much blood they have to deal with now. Seriously guys... you guys rock! There's going to be a lot of people a lot healthier because of you. Thank you. Thank you. QUESTION: Joss Whedon is responsible for Buffy, I understand, right? JAMES: Every (laughing)... every move. QUESTION: ... I have a favor. Thank him for what he's done. I'm a bit of a romantic and all the sacrifices that Spike made to get there, putting his life on the line, all the changes he made for Buffy, changed him and paid off. A lot of people are like that. I've done it myself. JAMES: Yeah, the issue of redemption and how very hard it is to get. Yeah, I will thank him. In fact, I thank him too much (laughs). For the first two years on the show, I didn't really talk to the man because I was too nervous to talk to the man. Again, I always say 'stage, stage, stage', but in stage writers don't really have a lot of power, so if you go to one and you tell them their work is really top notch, it's just one worker to another worker. But I was in a situation where he was my boss and I did NOT want to kiss his butt, so I just completely avoided him. I think he probably thought I didn't like him or something. But then when I thought I was off the show, I wrote him a letter just saying 'your words just float an actor and make the job really easy'. I can't help myself... like 2 months ago I wrote him another letter, I was like 'Dude you've been helping since the day after the day we met'. And it's true. I haven't had to worry about rent, I haven't been bored artistically. I came down to LA pretty much just to make money. I didn't want to be poor anymore. I didn't want to die poor. I thought I would do anything, ANYTHING down in LA because I was a big, uppity stage actor and I was like, 'West Wing, Urkel, it's all the same, let's just go and make money'. But I find myself being a position of working with people who are more talented than any theater company I've been with. The writing is better many times than any of the original work that I've done, and I've worked with some Tony-award winning playwrights. "Buffy" is a very special time and I don't want it to be over, basically. Let's just make some new characters with the guys we're working with. QUESTION: ... I heard there might be some guest stars from "Buffy" on "Enterprise" and from "Enterprise" people on "Buffy" because a lot of "Star Trek" fans are "Buffy" fans and a lot of "Buffy" fans are "Star Trek" fans? JAMES: (in low voice) Vampires in space. (regular voice) No, not going to happen. Joss has a very specific vision and it's all played out in the internals of his mind and then he gives metaphor. He basically explores his deepest fears and forces his writers to do the same ... to expose themselves at their MOST embarrassing moments of their lives. And then he just plasters vampires over the top of it so no one knows what you're talking about. [audience laughs] Joss makes his bread and butter by denying you guys what you want, right? [audience agrees] And so, that would be the best argument not to do it I guess. (laughs) I think it would be cool... (in low, kind of English-accented voice) 'Fire photon torpedoes.' [big cheers from audience] QUESTION: One last QUESTION: , could you possibly answer one of the next QUESTION: s in your accent. It drives me crazy. [laughs, cheers from audience] JAMES: You got it man. Usually you have to pay me but... QUESTION: (from a young girl) On Buffy, what was the most embarrassing scene you've done. JAMES: (in a laughing, embarrassed, pleading voice) Why do I always get that QUESTION: ... (regular voice) Uhm... Okay, you first... what's the most embarrassing thing you've ever done? QUESTION: I don't know. (James says in laughing, teasing voice, 'Ah haaa'.) Maybe this... [claps, cheers from audience] JAMES: (big laugh) You get the prize. My most embarrassing moment was in my first year as a regular and I wanted to do well, you know. So we were doing this cave fight where Spike first finds out he can fight at all again... that the chip doesn't keep him from fighting demons, right. ... There is stuff called Off-Camera Work where you are not being photographed but the people opposite you are so you're standing by the camera and you're trying to give them all the acting stuff you can so they have real reactions. And, uh, who was it... it was Xander and Willow... were watching me fight. So, I'm doing off-camera work and, as opposed to waving my arms around like an idiot, I decide to really do the fight - like an idiot! [audience laughs] Because there's cords... there's lighting cords, and there's camera people and they're just like ''Whoa!'' and I trip over a cord and fall right through the cave wall. [claps, big laughs from audience] Alyson was really, really kind......she was like 'AAHAAAHAHA!' So I got real cool and lethargic for about two weeks, 'I don't care', you know... What's up hon... QUESTION: Did you really enjoy doing the musical? JAMES: That was ab-so-lutely, INCREDIBLY terrifying! [audience laughs] I got off easy frankly because I wasn't asked to do anything that I don't normally do. Joss... I hang out at his house sometimes and read Shakespeare with the gang and everything, and we sing. So Joss knew that I sing. I sing in bars in LA... and so all I had to do was sit around, skulk and sing and then almost bite a preacher. And that was kind of right up my ally. The other cast members were really asked to do something that they were NOT prepared to do and to their credit - even though they were terrified - they really bore down and studied... and no one more than Sarah. They didn't hire her to be a musical actress and she was out in front on the thing. All the egg, if there... We didn't know if we could DO a musical! (laughs) Everyone was telling us we were CRAZY! We didn't know Joss could write music... So, there was potentially a lot of egg to be put on the faces of the actors and, uh, so going into to it we were all - as a company I mean, not myself - but as a company, we were terrified. Then Joss released some dailies of his first day of work which was the dance with Xander and Anya, which was like the BEST piece of the whole thing... in my book. I just thought it was incredible. And we all started to realize that it was going to work and it was exciting, and by the end of the shoot we were just on cloud nine. When it came time to do the next one - which was a really cool script "Tabula Rasa"? [audience agrees]... GREAT script, yeah - uhm, but we were a little bored! (laughs) 'We want the music, where's the soundtrack?' As often happens on "Buffy," we get terrified because of what they are going to ask us to do either emotionally or technically and we end up being kind of proud that we were able to get there. And I'm REALLY lucky to be on a show where you are terrified after five, six, seven years. Most actors, I hate to say it, are really bored by now. And we're not. QUESTION: [QUESTION: asked off microphone about Buffy and Spike's relationship.... James paraphrases it so we can hear...] JAMES: Is Spike going to get any more Buffy? [audience roars] (laughs) Man, I don't know. [ooohhs from audience] I know, I know. I keep myself in the dark on purpose because it's kind of refreshing to just be like Spike and not know and to just fight for what you want week to week and hope you get it. Uhm, I can... uh, oh man, I haven't seen any other hot guys on set. (laughs) [audience cheers] I always walk onto the set going, 'Where's David Boreanaz?' But I don't know. (laughs) At the end of the last season, they have me a soul, right? Now, HOWEVER, guys, remember when the mom died? Remember, how she got better right before she died? Joss does 180 degrees from where he's really going to go at first, so giving me a soul is like. 'He's Dead!' [Audience laughs then starts crying out 'no, no'] So, I don't know! That's the thing but then he's going to go to Sar-... [audience interrupts saying no, no] (protestingly) I don't know! I don't know. Uh... I can't even...She's married now. Man, I can't even... uh, [murmurs in audience asking, 'she's married?'] Yeah, I think so? I think I heard that. No to Freddie, it's good. Freddie's cool. He's good for her. No, really, really. Yeah, I cannot see... Man, see Spike doesn't want Buffy anywhere near him right now because he is bad. He feels horrible, I think? We haven't filmed yet... I mean if I was a vampire and I woke up to the fact that I had killed all these women and kids and everything, I'd feel pretty bad about it. And I really wouldn't want my love to be dirtied by that, so it's quite possible that Spike is going to keep her really far away from him if possible. ['oohhs' and 'aawws' from audience] How many times after a "Buffy" episode are you like 'Oh, I feel good now!' [audience laughs and claps] [a comment from someone in audience...] (big laugh from James) You will probably get more naked Spike, yeah. [loud cheers of approval from audience] (laughs, teasingly lifts t-shirt up at waist revealing a bit of skin!) Buffy, you want me now... [BIG roars from audience] QUESTION: How do you think your personal life would be different if you and Dru had been written off the show like you were supposed to be? If you had just been minor characters... JAMES: I would (pause, thinking) I'd be probably still slogging it out - as many talented actors down in Los Angeles are - going to pilot season, trying to get a pilot, getting a series, having it cancelled. I have been lifted above ordinary cares of the actor and after living ordinary cares for years, it's almost kind of weird. (pause) That's a really good QUESTION: . I don't even know. God, I entered Heaven and what would it be like to get out? I don't even (laughs) want to think about it. (in a mock desperate, protesting voice) That's not going to happen!.. What's up? QUESTION: First of all, I don't know what you mean about Joss not giving us what we want because we pretty much wanted you naked. [audience laughs] JAMES: (laughs) I think that was Marti. (laughing) I'm really serious. I don't think Joss went there. I think it was Marti. (pointedly) Marti's got a dirty mind. (laughs) Really, I mean, how much heat was there last year? [audience cheers] Whoa, yeah! And that was Marti's year. As much as we talk about Joss Whedon, let's talk about Marti Noxon. She is THE BOMB! She is, like all the writers, she is using her personal life. And she is incredibly brave about what she admits has happened to her and she has lived a life. So, thank you to Marti for wanting to see my nipples (laughing) I suppose. [audience cheers] QUESTION: A lot of us know you love Shakespeare and are a big fan of "Macbeth", and I was wondering if you could do a little Shakespeare for us. [cheers, claps from audience] JAMES: It has been six years since I did "Macbeth". I'm afraid to pull out of my pocket I've got the major speech... You may have heard it before. This is "Tomorrow and tomorrow." As a back story, in the beginning of the play, you see the Macbeths being very much in love, a very hot couple. He is all about her and then he goes about killing a large amount of people who don't deserve it and he loses himself. And he's sitting in his thrown room and his castle is under siege and he's like, 'You know, I just don't care about anything any more. The things I used to really frighten me just don't land. I'm kind of dead.' And then he asks someone what the noise was... there's a scream off stage, and he asks someone, 'What was that noise?'. A guy goes off, comes back, and says 'the Queen is dead.' Long pause, and he just says, 'Oh, she should have died tomorrow. I would have time for that.' And you realize at that moment that there's really nothing left of him and he goes and does this speech... he says... [he was about to start when someone from the audience says, "off sides". James stops and in laughing surpised tone says, "We have a director?" Big laughs from audience.] (in low, serious voice) Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow, creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time, And all our yesterdays have lighted fools the way to dusty death out, out, brief candle Life's but a walking shadow a poor player that struts and frets his hour upon the stage and then is heard no more it is a tale told by an idiot full of sound and fury signifying nothing. [loud claps and cheers from audience] There's a feel good piece of theater for you, huh?! (laughs) QUESTION: ...Do you have any QUESTION: s for me? JAMES: Where did you get that beautiful top? QUESTION: In Manhattan, and this brings me to my QUESTION: . I know that you are an accomplished musician and... [QUESTION: er's microphone stand is falling down so she has to bend way over to talk into it] If I could bring this up [the microphone] I would, I'm not trying to do this on purpose, but... JAMES: (laughing, interrupts teasingly) I'm enjoying it fine. [audience laughs] I'm sorry, that was bad... QUESTION: I know you perform at 14 Below in California all the time. Are you going to be bringing your show to New York at all? [loud cheers from audience] JAMES: What the band and I are talking about is exactly what we are going to do. Because we went to Paris a couple of weeks ago and we ROCKED the Parisians. Yeah, I don't know that they'd seen Rock and Roll just kind of unbelted like that. They're used to Pop and Dance music and we really came with driving Rock and Roll. They had the lighters out and were stomping and the promoter was like (in funny voice), 'What is that?' (laughs) But basically, the band is pretty young. There is a 17 year old, an 18 year old and a 19 year old in the band. The 17 year old still has to graduate high school. [audience laughs] And I need to graduate "Buffy." So, until next summer, we're going to be kind of popping out from LA on alternative weekends. If we can book into Manhattan, that would be fabulous. I'd love it. QUESTION: Do you have any website that will say where you're going to be? JAMES: Check out... for now... check out Jamesmarsters.com, [loud cheers from all the JM.com members in the audience!!] which ROCKS! And "Ghost of the Robot" has it's own website but it's not really fully functional just yet. We're editing down video from Paris that we're going to put up along with a calendar and stuff. And there's a single that will be available very soon. Actually, a single sitting in cardboard boxes in Sacramento, but will get them out of there soon. QUESTION: I'm also from New York and would love it if you would come to see us. I'm trying to give you the cleavage too but she's got a better shirt for it. JAMES: (teasingly) Just bend over a little more... yeah! (big laugh) [audience laughs] QUESTION: I know you're a football fan, so I have a very important QUESTION: to ask... Doug Flutie or Rob Jones? JAMES: You know, on a personal level, Flutie. Yeah, I mean, he overcomes a lot to see over his offensive line...and the talent that it takes... no, no, seriously... the talent it takes to deliver a ball in between traffic as opposed to over the traffic is immeasurably harder. So when you watch that guy play, realize that. So, I'd say Flutie. QUESTION: And I have one follow-up. My mother was very upset that she could not come here to see her boyfriend, as she likes to call you.... [audience laughs] JAMES: (laughing, interrupting) I have a love life? [audience laughs] QUESTION: According to my mother. So if you could just wave... I don't know if that's against the rules...if you could just wave so I could say 'Mom, Pretty was waving at you' JAMES: (waving, in sexy voice) Hey, mom. QUESTION: (new person) Oh wow, you ARE beautiful. JAMES: (laughs) I'm going to get all blushy now. QUESTION: Is there anything on the route that got you to where you are that you either regret or that you would want to do over again? JAMES: There is nothing I regret. No, uhm, as far as career. I had a really bad time at Juliard. They hated me. I really, at the time, regretted ever going there (laughs). But in hindsight, it showed me exactly what I personally as an actor I should NEVER try do which is just focus on technique and not about what is going on inside me. Other than that... (pauses, thinks) oh man... I regret letting my theater company go. I was like getting an ulcer (laughs) so it was like 'enough.' But I had another season that I really wanted to produce. There are a lot of plays that I still want to get out there but I think it was probably the best choice. I think I would have ended up in the hospital, frankly. No, I try to live my life without regret, you know. And if something bad happens, try to make it good. So, I've... oh man, (laughs)... I've done things that you could say that you should regret [audience and James laugh] but I don't, man, because I'm here, you know. Is that the stupidest answer to your good QUESTION: or what? (laughs) QUESTION: One more QUESTION: . This is for all the ladies... boxers or briefs? [audience roars] Or any at all? JAMES: (in sexy voice) None, baby. [audience roars approvingly] What's the point? 21st Century, man. (laughs) Just kidding. It's just in the way if... (laughs, stops himself) no never mind. QUESTION: Hey, how are you? JAMES: I'm doing pretty good. (laughs) I'm embarrassed and excited at the same time; it's great. QUESTION: If it helps any, so am I. Just because that's the longest I've spent on my knees in years. [audience roars] JAMES: (laughing) This is the coolest talk back I've ever had. QUESTION: ...You've been quoted rather frequently saying that blonds do have more fun. That being said, when the show finally comes to it's sad demise, which will be sad for us [James interjects, "and for me"], do you plan on retaining the bleached blond locks or going back to the natural dark color? JAMES: I think I will probably go back natural. [some cries of protest from audience] Yeah, well. I think I should amend that statement. I think it's television actors have more fun. I thought it was the blond hair but I'm coming around that it's the job. Yeah, I mean... I love Spike but if I kept my hair that would signal to the entire community that I wanted to stay in that box. An one of the lucky things I have is that... I have a lot of different characters I want to share. There is a lot of different work I want to do. And the easiest way I can remind people that I'm NOT Spike and that I can do other roles is by dropping the accent and the hair. Frankly, I think a lot of people in Los Angeles won't even know that I did anything. They'll think I'm new. [Note from transcriber: I flipped tape over at this point so missed the QUESTION: and the beginning of James' response...] JAMES: ...books get adapted much easier than theater because theater is the land of words. You can't even really see the faces; they're like this big. So, theater is the art of hanging words in the air in an interesting way. Did anybody see "Six Degrees of Separation"? That was like as good as you're going to get as far as translating a really good stage piece to film, and YET, it was damn talky. Film is a visual medium and it works best when all the information is conveyed visually. So, in order to adapt something from stage to film completely successfully, you have to change it almost beyond recognition. And at that point, my philosophy is write your own thing, you know. "Macbeth" happens to... the fifth act of "Macbeth" shatters into very small scenes and jumps environments really quickly, which is hellacious for theater directors. It confuses audiences and most of rehearsal ends up being about the damn fifth act when you're really sweating about your scene in the third act. But on film, that kind of chopping up just gets the pace going and is very filmatic. Also, it's the shortest Shakespeare ever and there's a lot of violence so it's good. But really, I don't usually take source material from theater to think about film. Most of my work has been taking other source material and putting it on stage actually, so it's a really different way of thinking actually to put it on film. QUESTION: Well, I hope you manage to actually get the funding and pull it off because I think the Polanski version was the last good one I saw [James interjects, "Bingo"] and I'd really like to see it topped. JAMES: He, Polanski, got a lot right, but he still played Macbeth himself as QUESTION: ing himself. And my belief is that... QUESTION: but he also did it in conjunction with Playboy films so what do you want? JAMES: Yeah, (in sexy voice) well, not much more than that, baby. (regular voice) No, uhm... QUESTION: Exactly, give me some nudity. It's all good. JAMES: Yeah, well, the sexual relationship between the Macbeths is really important and a lot of people play her as a b****, which is the biggest mistake in the play. She's not. Polanski got so much right. He got the environment of the play, the fact that it's a violent world and that man springs from a violent world and is therefore understandable. But my feeling is that Macbeth thinks very hard about what he wants to do and once he's made up his mind, he does NOT look back. And that's why you don't lose respect for him. QUESTION: I was wondering who you thought, in the musical performance, was the best - besides yourself. JAMES: Oh man, Sarah. She had to whip out dance moves at the end, she had a lot of songs to do. I just think she was incredibly brave. You all don't know her like I do. She's got a big work ethic, but at the same time, she likes control and she had to give up a lot of control to do that. If she hadn't stepped up and hit it, we wouldn't be talking about what a great show the musical was because it was on her shoulders. So everybody was like, 'I hope Sarah can do it. She's been working...' and she pulled it out, man. She really did. Uh, everybody, man. Tony rocked, man. [audience cheers in agreement] Yeah, I would say Tony. I'm so glad he's back. (laugh). We need that guy! God, we need that guy. QUESTION: When are you guys starting filming again? JAMES: July 25th. Come on down to Sunnydale, it'll be a party. QUESTION: (guy in long black coat) Hello JAMES: Nice coat. QUESTION: Thank you. Just for you, man. ... As a musician myself, I can appreciate you on many levels. When do you plan on coming over to up north a bit because I'm in Rhode Island and nobody comes to Rhode Island. JAMES: I think you could try to hold your breath for later in this winter, but again it's just a logistical problem with the band - half of us are in Sacramento and half of us are in Santa Monica and one of us is in high school. [audience laughs] But after this season, we're cut loose. We're going to tour Europe again, would like to come back and hit the US again before the summer's out.... It's pretty exciting actually. QUESTION: How do you balance being a musician and a well-established actor? JAMES: You know, I don't know yet. (laughs) One of the reasons I didn't get in a band earlier was, A, I didn't meet geniuses like I met now but, two, when you're in a band, you have to rehearse with the band quite a lot or you suck. And, (laughs) when I was just doing... QUESTION: You're preaching to the choir, man. JAMES: But when you're playing with your... by yourself... [audience laughs at his unintended slip] (laughs) ... told you a little too much there. No, uhm... you can pretty much squeeze in rehearsal whenever you want and so was rehearsing in my trailer between takes and I could brush up then. This is going to be a real challenge and I'm not sure how I'm going to do it. Luckily, the guys up in Sacramento are like national level jazz musicians so they can pick up pretty much anything and just play it. So, it's more of a problem for me than them, frankly. I'm learning how to play straight, man. I don't know how to play straight. I can't fan straight - da,da,da,da,da - forever like that, like a good rhythm guitarist in Rock and Roll can do. I'm always accenting and Aaron, the drummer, is like throwing sticks at me, 'Stop it.' (laughs, funny voice) 'I'm sorry, I wasn't thinking again.' Yeah, it's chewing gum and walking at the same time. When I start singing, I forget everything I've learned about playing straight. QUESTION: Well, that's the thing, for a drummer it's more like chewing gum, tapping your feet and whistling. JAMES: I'm not behind the kit, baby, (laughs) no way. Are you a drummer? YES, the world needs more drummers and you know it, yeah. QUESTION: Not really, we're more the goofballs of the group. JAMES: Get out, man. The back beat's in the kit man, you know that. Rock and roll man. QUESTION: One small thing is that my mom and my cousin are sitting over there, Joanna and Jennifer respectively, and they really just want to hear you call them 'pet' or 'luv' or something in the accent. JAMES: (in low, VERY sexy English accent) Joanna... Jennifer... hello luv. [audience claps] JAMES: (acting all self congratulatory) yep, the accent gets them every time. [audience laughs] QUESTION: What size is your waist? JAMES: What size is my waist? 28 (laughs) Next. (laughs, and adds protestingly) I play a vampire! Seriously, I've been chasing a body type for five years. I weighed 200 pounds coming from Seattle to LA. I was a monkey man, but I realized in LA the money is in a lot slenderer thing and then I hooked into a vampire and I realized the only vampires that have made a lasting mark on the consciousness of people are really thin. Because we are a metaphor for hunger - psychological and sexual. Todd McIntosh, the makeup artist on "Buffy", constantly complains of thick vampires so he's very happy with me, but (laughs) I'm kind of looking forward to gaining some weight. QUESTION: I want to see if you can answer a long time QUESTION: between me and my friend, Tyler... you and David in a fight, who is going to win? JAMES: What? Spike and Angel or James and David? QUESTION: You and David? [audience laughs and claps] JAMES: There's no way to answer that QUESTION: well. (laughs) The one thing I've learned about fights is that whoever hits hard first wins. Yeah, so it's more a matter of ruthlessness than it is often, in the dirty world of fighting on the street, it's not pretty like it is on the show. And it would really depend on who was... more angry or who had more to loose. Uh, yeah, see, it's hard for me to answer that kind of QUESTION: lightly because I kind of got away from that kind of life and try to stay away from that kind of life (laughing) I'm out of jail. QUESTION: My friend Tyler made me say that and told me to tell you that. Said he loves you and he said to give you his phone number but you know... JAMES: (laughs) Rock on, dude. QUESTION: What is your favorite episode of "Buffy"? JAMES: My favorite episode of "Buffy"? It would have to be the one where we go back and meet William. ["Fool for Love"] [audience cheers loudly in agreement] Yeah, oh man. I had to do lines like, (in wimpy voice) "Mother's expecting me." (laughs) I choose that one because I was the most terrified of it. When I got the script, I really felt like they were just making fun of the character and ripping him down from what they'd built before which was completely true. I did NOT see the larger picture of what they were building and I really learned my lesson - that I am not a writer on this show - as much as I like writing, I leave it to the professionals. And, that was a really, that was a vulnerable time for me. Once I found the character of William, I was really convinced that nobody else would understand him. I wanted so much for the audience to hook into him because really, when Joss was writing stuff like, 'I know I'm a bad writer, but I'm a good man', that's Joss. So I wanted to be true to that... I don't know, man. It happened, it happened better than I thought it would but I was terrified. And in my fifth year, that's a great gift... and, you know, (sarcastically) the wig was really comfortable. No that wig, guys, that was the only one in Hollywood that fit my head. That was the artistic choice there. (big laugh) QUESTION: What is the strangest fan mail or fan encounter you've had? JAMES: You know, I don't have really weird fan encounters, I have to say. No, really. "Buffy" fans tend to be pretty sophisticated and they tend to really get it. Like if I'm on my way to a movie or something, and I'm like 'uh, don't really have time. I'm about to miss the movie'... totally cool. I once came out of ... I forget what the movie was... oh yeah, Scorses' last movie, "Bringing Out the Dead," which is really a surreal kind of weird thing. I went to see it on Halloween and we went out onto the Promenade, in Santa Monica - the third street promenade, and all the freaks were out in total regalia, just like the movie... and I felt like I was in the movie and then I came face to face with a guy in complete Spike face. And I was still back in Manhattan with Martin Scorses, you know, and that freaked me out. But he wasn't weird. He had a great coat. Better than mine. My coat now, I can't... I used to offer my coat if Sarah got cold or something, you know, like a gentleman. She won't even take it from me now. She's like 'no, there's too much...' like blood, [slight pause and in a knowing tone says] KY Jelly [audience roars and James continues in a laughing, knowing tone] which we use for makeup, and it's ripped to... it's just ripped crazy from all the fights and stuff. It's battered man. That coat's on its way out, I'm afraid. [someone in audience says no] No, they'll buy another one, damn the money. (laughs) QUESTION: How did the coat end up as Spike's trademark? JAMES: (laughs) You know, I got a great costume to begin with - and that was it. They never gave me another one. [James and audience laugh] I didn't quite understand why they didn't give me... I had the same t-shirt for three years. I had one t-shirt... it was MY t-shirt that I auditioned in. And I only got new jeans when the buttons were ripping out. They couldn't film me below the waste one day and the next day I had new jeans. I'm going to start taking a knife and go... [mimes cutting the buttons off his jeans]. I guess, if it's not broke don't fix it, you know. And I guess having one look kind of helped solidify the character in the audience's mind, but then when I got on the show and was on the screen more, I was really arguing to change the look of the character. I kept saying if we keep him in the same costume, we're communicating to the audience that he's the same person. That there's nothing more to learn from him, about him. So, I was always trying to get something new going. The coat works though. I do love the coat, but I have to tell, it's hard to fight in. It's really hard to fight in. Steve, the guy who does Stunt Spike - sometimes, ha ha. (laughs) He's like the most frustrated stunt guy in Hollywood because he never gets to work. He HATES that coat because he's always the guy getting thrown up against the wall or doing the really massively cool high-flying kicks - whenever my feet leave the [ground] and I start kicking around, that ain't me. But if I'm just ground on fighting, that's me. Yeah, I do one-legged kick combinations but if both legs get off the ground, that's Steve and he hates that coat. He's gotten tripped up in that coat so many times. Because we're filming at like 4 AM, in rain and really bad conditions, and that thing gets tangled a lot. But hey, it's cool, so... (laughs) QUESTION: ... Amber Benson was up in Toronto last weekend for Toronto Trek. JAMES: Amber ROCKS! QUESTION: A lovely person, and she was talking about the film, "Chance" that she did, and she had some extremely complimentary things to say about you, which I won't go into... JAMES: Oh, please. (laughing) Actually, tell me... [audience laughs] QUESTION: Well, she said you're a fantastic actor and a really good kisser. JAMES: We had a little bit of fun on that shoot. (laughs)... she's got these lips, you know. QUESTION: ... I was wondering if you had any aspirations towards doing a project like that yourself - writing, directing - doing an indie film like that. JAMES: Yeah, very much. I actually want to take a page from her. She shot digital and it helped incredibly with editing and stuff. Yeah, basically she did in film what I used to do in theater, which is take a really good script and give it less money than it de-des- it's not working... this microphone. (laughs) QUESTION: You can use mine. JAMES: (big laugh) No, that wouldn't help. Yeah, I'm really kind of learning my lesson with "Macbeth," which is that I'm wanting to do a project that costs about $8 million and there's no way to do that script justice with less money than that. And, I'm really thinking that I need to do something where people dress like this [motions to his own jeans and t-shirt] and drive cars like we're normal, and you know have buildings in their lives, stuff like that. Very much, I love producing. I don't know if I'd want to direct a film right now because there's a lot about film language, visual language I still am learning, but I as far as producing, I think I could do that actually. QUESTION: When you're on "Buffy", do you ever wonder what exactly is the most extreme thing Joss could do? [audience laughs] JAMES: It's like, 'What is he going to do this year?' Every year, when Joss comes to direct an episode, he throws everything up in the air. Like, he's done an episode where there is no talking. I guess because people around town told him that his dialogue was the best thing about the show, so he's like, 'Okay, I'll take it away.' He did one with no plot because he was told the plots rock, I think. So, he did the dream episode. He did one with no laughs at all, not one joke, which was the death of the mother. And then he did the musical. So my QUESTION: is WHAT is he going to do to us this year... like the backwards episode where we all have to talk... the standing on our heads episode? I don't know what he's going to do. [Someone in audience suggests Buffy on Ice. Big laughs.] Buffy on Ice? (laughs) See, Sarah would love that. She can skate. It would be b-a-a-a-d for me. Yeah, actually, that's one thing about working on Buffy. It's very frightening actually because they do write toward your real person. They really do get to know you and they start exploring, not only themselves, with the metaphors, but they start exploring you. And, like I said to Marti, because, last year was pretty weird. By the end of it, it kind of messed with my head, frankly. And I was joking with Marti, I said, 'You just cannot hide around here. You guys just take your pens and pencils and you just come right into the soul feel like I'm, 'whoa, whoa, why did I tell you that about myself.' (laugh) Yeah, we're always worried about that. We're not standing around the sink talking about our feelings for the fiftieth time. I mean, that's the other side of it, that we're always constantly surprised. QUESTION: About your band, how come you don't release a CD so we can hear that sexy voice. JAMES: The CD is forthcoming early September. We're mastering it right now. Where you keep going, 'oh let's go back and mix it again' Just a little tweaking and stuff like that. But it's a good album, I've got to say. Buy five! And I have instructions for one more QUESTION: . [audience moans no, then chants, sing, sing] JAMES: One more QUESTION: and a song. [audience roars] QUESTION: [sort of a QUESTION: but more of a comment about coming to Austin to perform] [James is handed a guitar and the audience cheers] JAMES: This is a song that's not on the album. I wrote it about a girl I was dating at the time. They are always about a girl (laughs). [He begins adjusting the strap which has the guitar high up on his waist at first.] I'm playing like Weezer! (laughs) I usually try to string it real low and sexy... It's called, "Smile." [Sings beautifully!... a pretty, touching song. He finishes and the audience claps and roars loudly!!] Thank you! Thanks guys, I'm going to make way for the next act. You were great! The end