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Season 2
"What does a girl have to do to impress you?"
"Well, it involves a feathered boa and a theme to 'A Summer Place'. I can't discuss it here."
-Devon and Oz, Inca Mummy Girl

"I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting."
"Oh. Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say yes."
"Yeah, it helps. It-it creates a comfort zone. Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?"
"Oh! I can't!"
"Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable."
"Oh, it's just it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party."
"It's okay."
"But you could come. If you want to."
"Well, I don't wanna crash."
"No, it's fine! Well, you could be m... my date."
"All right. I'm in."
"I said 'date'." (to herself)
-Oz and Willow, Surprise

"Sometimes when I'm sitting in class... You know, I'm not thinking about class, 'cause that would never happen. I think about kissing you. And it's like everything stops. It's like, it's like freeze frame. Willow kissage."
-Oz to Willow, Innocence

"So, Oz, man, what's up with that? Dating a junior? Uh, let me guess. That little innocent schoolgirl thing is just, uh, just an act, right?"
"Yeah. Yeah, she's actually an evil mastermind. It's fun."
-Larry and Oz - talking about Oz's relationship with Willow, Phases

"Aunt Maureen. Hey, it's me. Um, what? Oh! It's, uh... actually it's healing okay. That's pretty much the reason I called. Um, I wanted to ask you something. Is Jordy a werewolf? Uh-huh. And how long has that been going on? Uh-huh. What? No, no reason. Um... Thanks. Yeah, love to Uncle Ken."
-Oz discovering that he is a werewolf, Phases

"Well, I like you. You're nice and you're funny. And you don't smoke. Yeah, okay, werewolf, but that's not all the time. I mean, three days out of the month I'm not much fun to be around either."
"You are quite the human."
"So, I'd still if you'd still."
"I'd still. I'd very still."
"Okay. No biting, though."
"Agreed."
"A werewolf in love."
-Willow and Oz, Phases

"I seem to be having a slight case of nudity here."
"But you're not a rat. So call it an upside."
"You think maybe you could get me some clothing?"
"Yes, I can. Just, uh... don't go anywhere."
"Really not an issue."
-Buffy and Oz, Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered