FaithSolace.com for Faith Fans    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  FaithSolace.com Forum Index -> General Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="gamersman75"]1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer. (OK in Texas) 2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in. 3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People? 4. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me. Good job! 5. Are You Andy or Barney? 6. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer. 7. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 8. I pay your salary! 9. Gee, Officer! That's terrific. The last officer only gave me a warning, too! 10. Do you know why you pulled me over? Okay, just so one of us does. 11. I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around.. That's how far ahead of me they are. 12. When the Officer says "Gee Your eyes look red, have you been drinking?" You probably shouldn't respond with, "Gee Officer your eyes look glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?" wellcome to [url=http://forum.medicationsnews.com/index1.html]xanax online[/url][/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post   All times are GMT Jump to: Select a forum Solace :: Faith----------------The GirlThe FicThe Art Solace :: Lounge----------------ElizaWeb-relatedGeneral Solace :: The Site----------------NewbiesNewsSuggestions & Questions  Topic review Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group