FaithSolace.com for Faith Fans    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  FaithSolace.com Forum Index -> General Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="maximkasg"]Hello! A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found: 1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire via a steel chain and collar. 2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose. 3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called. 4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate. 5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring... which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning. A prisoner escapes from prison where he has served 15 years. He stops at a house and breaks into it. He finds a young couple in bed. He gets the guy out of bed, ties him up on a chair, ties up the woman to the bed and gets on top of her. He kisses her on the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom. While he is there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is a prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent a lot of time in prison, and has not seen a woman in years. I saw the way he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, just do what he tells you, give him satisfaction. This guy's dangerous, if he gets angry, he will kill us. Be strong honey. I love you." To which the wife responds, "He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he found you very sexy, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. Be strong, honey. I love you too...." [url=http://insuranceauto.spacecybers.info/insurance-auto.html]insurance auto[/url] [b][url=http://phentermines.spacecybers.info/phentermine-37-5mg.html]phentermine 37 5mg[/url][/b][/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post   All times are GMT Jump to: Select a forum Solace :: Faith----------------The GirlThe FicThe Art Solace :: Lounge----------------ElizaWeb-relatedGeneral Solace :: The Site----------------NewbiesNewsSuggestions & Questions  Topic review Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group