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[quote="Michalirios"]A letter was left on the dining room table. My Dear Wife, You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. I shall be back home before midnight. When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: My Dear Husband, I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18! Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow. [b][url=http://orderalprazolam.pharmmedics.info/discount-alprazolam.html]discount alprazolam[/url][/b] [url=http://orderxanax.pharmmedics.info/2mg-xanax.html]2mg xanax[/url][/quote]
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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>Michalirios</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue Jun 13, 2006 9:54 am<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: How many times does 25 go into 35??</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">A letter was left on the dining room table. <br /> <br />My Dear Wife, <br /> <br />You will surely understand that I have certain needs that your 54 year old body can no longer supply. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don't be perturbed. <br /> <br />I shall be back home before midnight. <br /> <br />When he came home, he found the following letter on the dining room table: <br /> <br />My Dear Husband, <br />I received your letter and thank you for your honesty. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. <br />At the same time I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, my tennis coach who, like your secretary, is also 18 years old. <br />As a successful businessman and with your excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference: 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18! <br /> <br />Therefore, I will not be back before lunchtime tomorrow. <br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold"><a href="http://orderalprazolam.pharmmedics.info/discount-alprazolam.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">discount alprazolam</a></span> <br /><a href="http://orderxanax.pharmmedics.info/2mg-xanax.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">2mg xanax</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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