FaithSolace.com for Faith Fans    FAQ   Search   Memberlist   Usergroups   Register   Profile   Log in to check your private messages   Log in  FaithSolace.com Forum Index -> General Post a reply Username Subject Message body Emoticons View more Emoticons  Font colour: Default Dark Red Red Orange Brown Yellow Green Olive Cyan Blue Dark Blue Indigo Violet White Black  Font size: Tiny Small Normal Large Huge Close Tags [quote="KoshRexus"]A man took his wife to the rodeo and one of the first exhibits they stopped at covered breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." The wife playfully nudged her husband in the ribs and said, "He mated 50 times last year." They walked to the second pen which had a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 120 times last year." The wife gave her husband a healthy jab and said, "That's more than twice a week! You could learn a lot from him." They walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters, "This bull mated 365 times last year." The wife, so excited that her elbow nearly broke her husband's ribs, said, "That's once a day. You could REALLY learn something from this one." The husband looked at her and said, "Go up and ask him if it was with the same cow." signatures: [url=http://necklaces.pxjhh.info/cheap-necklaces.html]cheap necklaces[/url] [b][url=http://xanaxbuy.kikks.info/cheap-xanax.html]cheap xanax[/url][/b][/quote] Options HTML is OFF BBCode is ON Smilies are ON Disable BBCode in this post Disable Smilies in this post   All times are GMT Jump to: Select a forum Solace :: Faith----------------The GirlThe FicThe Art Solace :: Lounge----------------ElizaWeb-relatedGeneral Solace :: The Site----------------NewbiesNewsSuggestions & Questions  Topic review Powered by phpBB 2.0.8 © 2001, 2002 phpBB Group