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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>americanboy</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Tue May 02, 2006 6:12 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Fart Football</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">An old man and his wife have gone to bed. After laying there a few minutes the old man farts and says,"Seven Points." <br /> <br />His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" <br />The old man replied, "It's fart football!" <br /> <br />A few minutes later the wife lets one go and says - "Touchdown, tie score!" <br /> <br />After about five minutes the old man farts again and says - "Touchdown, I'm ahead 14 to 7!" <br /> <br />Not to be outdone the wife rips another one and says, - "Touchdown, tie score!" Five seconds go by and she lets out a squeaker and says - "Field goal, I lead 17 to 14!" <br /> <br />Now the pressures on and the old man refuses to get beat by a woman so he strains real hard but to no avail. Realizing a defeat is totally unacceptable he gives it everything he has but instead of farting he poops the bed. <br /> <br />The wife looks and says, "What the heck was that?" <br />The old man replied, "Half-time, switch sides!" <br /> <br /> <br /><a href="http://actonel-forum.jlo-jo.info" target="_blank" class="postlink">actonel online</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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