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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>NiceMiss</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 6:20 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: Almost the same...</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost." The priest says, "What do you mean, 'almost'?" <br /> <br />The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed together, but then I stopped." <br /> <br />The priest replies, "Rubbing together is the same as putting it in. You're not to go near that woman again. Now, say five Hail Mary's and put $50 in the poor box." <br /> <br />The man leaves confessional, goes over and says his prayers, then walks over to the poor box. He pauses for a moment and then starts to leave. <br />The priest, who was watching him, quickly runs over to him and says, "I saw that. You didn't put any money in the poor box!" <br /> <br />The man replied, "Well, Father, I rubbed up against it and you said it was the same as putting it in!" <br /> <br /> <br /><span style="font-weight: bold"><a href="http://tramadolorder.awsqz.info/tramadol-retail.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">tramadol retail</a></span> <br /><a href="http://batteries.kikks.info/acer-laptop-batteries.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">acer laptop batteries</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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