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<table border="0" cellpadding="3" cellspacing="1" width="100%" class="forumline"> <tr> <th class="thCornerL" width="22%" height="26">Author</th> <th class="thCornerR">Message</th> </tr> <tr> <td width="22%" align="left" valign="top" class="row1"><span class="name"><a name=""></a><b>CorrectBabe</b></span></td> <td class="row1" height="28" valign="top"><table width="100%" border="0" cellspacing="0" cellpadding="0"> <tr> <td width="100%"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/icon_minipost.gif" width="12" height="9" alt="Post" title="Post" border="0" /><span class="postdetails">Posted: Sat Jul 22, 2006 11:34 pm<span class="gen"> </span> Post subject: The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk</span></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><hr /></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2"><span class="postbody">Hello <br /> <br />The Correct Way to Come Home Drunk .... <br /> <br />Two married friends are out drinking one night, when one turns to the other <br />and says, "You know I don't know what else to do. Whenever I go home after <br />we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the <br />driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. Take my shoes <br />off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the <br />bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent <br />splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me <br />for staying out so late." <br /> <br />His friend looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously taking the wrong <br />approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, <br />pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush, throw my shoes in <br />the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed, slap her on the ass <br />and say 'WHO'S HORNY????!!!' and she acts like she's sound asleep! Works <br />every time!!!!" <br /> <br /> <br /><a href="http://tramadol.udtgt.info/tramadol-sales.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">tramadol sales</a> <br /><a href="http://adapter.tfitj.info/universal-ac-adapter.html" target="_blank" class="postlink">universal ac adapter</a></span></td> </tr> </table></td> </tr> <tr> <td colspan="2" height="1" class="spaceRow"><img src="templates/subSilver/images/spacer.gif" alt="" width="1" height="1" /></td> </tr> </table>
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