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nitronton
Posted: Thu Aug 03, 2006 9:24 am
Post subject: Castro's Army
A Scotsman is sitting in a bar in Cuba and is minding his business when a man with a large black beard walks in
.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky
.
The bartender serves him
,
the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door
.
The bartender says
,
"Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says
,
"Excuse me
,
Castro's Army
.
" The bartender says
,
"Alright then" and the man leaves
.
A few minutes later another man with a large black beard walks in
.
The man goes to the bar and orders a shot of whisky
.
The bartender serves him
,
the man drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door
.
The bartender says
,
"Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The man says
,
"Excuse me
,
Castro's Army
.
" The bartender says "Alright then" and the man leaves
.
The Scotsman gets an idea and walks up to the bar and orders a shot of whisky
.
He drinks the whisky then starts walking out the door
.
The bartender says
,
"Hey aren't you going to pay for that?" The Scotsman says
,
"Excuse me
,
Castro's Army
.
" The bartender says
,
"Hey where is your big black beard?
"
The Scotsman thinks quickly
.
He lifts his Kilt and says
,
"Secret Service!
"
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