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- Bottom to Top: The Angel Episode Countdown
by Matt -10.04.04
[ mlee@blkswan.com ]

  And we continue the countdown...

Smell the excitement.

#100 - Lonely Hearts
[episode 1.2]

Is it just me or did they spend way too much time standing around in that bar? When I first saw this episode I was like, "Wow. They already ran out of ideas for the show in an episode and a half. That's gotta be a record." Then there was that parasite demon, and a lot of gunk and goop everywhere.

#99 - She
[episode 1.13]

I really, really get tired of metaphors. This one was about a bunch of women who don't have rights in their home dimension. The really bad scene comes when Angel is all seduced by the head chica with the wacky tattoo on her face.

#98 - Carpe Noctem
[episode 3.4]

This old guy wants to be young...over and over again. Nuttiness ensues, as you can imagine. He sucks Angel's essence, and of course the gang doesn't realize he isn't Angel until the end. You know, it runs act-for-act, and you can pretty much tell where the act ends and the next one begins. And let's not forget when "Angel" is making out with Lilah. That right there is enough for this one to be on the lower part of the countdown. Oh, you know you have a stinker when you see the big fat obnoxious fiancee as an orderly. Oh yes.

#97 - The Thin Dead Line
[episode 2.14]

More of Anne. Ugh. Here comes the zombie cops, out to rid the world of street kids everywhere. You ever notice the shelter doesn't house older homeless folks? That's discrimination, I tell ya! The coolest part is when Wes gets shot. Oh that Wes, always trying to get himself killed one way or another.

#96 - The Ring
[episode 1.16]

Do I even need to mention metaphors anymore? Demons=slaves. African Americans before the 1960's=slaves. You get it. Lest we forget the ULTIMATE FIGHTING CHAMPIONSHIP, and those silly arm bracelets too. Angel, you're in a real pickle this time.

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Brodie_182: She should be last.
(15.05.2005, 04:26)

Atalanta: Only problem I have with this part of the list is She.. rubbish ep, but worth putting further up the list just for Angel dancing.
(07.05.2005, 09:09)

Gorram Reavers: The Ring and Carpe Noctem are 2 of my fav's...oh well.
(04.04.2005, 13:55)

Lurker: again all good - but hey, all the episodes are good so is difficult to rank - only I hate The cautionary tale.. - that one has to be lower than all the others
(03.04.2005, 09:39)

Nick: Carpe Noctem was HILARIOUS. - - "You know, women are more than just a pice of meat. I'm sorry, that's just how I feel." - - David really cracked me up in that episode. The only thing I disliked about it was the melting rubber skin at the beginning, and the old man was pretty bad.
(04.10.2004, 14:37)

Aeryn: I hate you... I love Thin Dead Line.... of course it is cause of Wes getting shot and Cordelia telling Angel to stay away, plus that creepy girl with the eye in back of her head.
(04.10.2004, 10:44)

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