From Wretched:
Why is Jonathan on the Gilmore Girls?

Poobah Says:
Easy -- Rory is too tall now, so they needed to balance the universe. But of course the REAL reason, Jane Espenson is secretly in love with Danny Strong. See: "Superstar".

From camygo:
Boxers, Briefs or Thongs?

Poobah Says:
A fella needs to breathe....so boxers. Thongs give me wedgies.

From Fat Tony:
Why the hell does Michael Bay keep making movies?!

Poobah Says:
The pact with Satan probably helps. The answer is the same for Ben Affleck.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
I've often heard that, in some foreign cultures, a nasty rash is a sign of good luck. A)Any truth to this? B) If so, do you have to be in one of those countries to receive the luck? C) What's the best way to pick up a nasty rash?

Poobah Says:
A) Yes. In most countries if you get a rash from having sex it's good luck....because it's proof you actually HAD SEX. Right? Oh, and you probably have some sort of STD, but don't let THAT get you down. B) No...you can be in any country and have sex...except for Germany. C) See answers A & B.

From Wretched:
How soon before "Tru Calling" gets recalled and Faith guest stars during a sweeps week?

Poobah Says:
"Tru Calling" will be cancelled after 6 episodes. This of course is ridiculous because it should've been cancelled after 2 (Hey people, it's losing to WRESTLING). Eliza should go back to kicking demon ass in May sweeps.

From Wretched:
Shouldn't Roger Moore have guest starred by now and beaten Knox over the head with Q? Q like in Bond, not Trek "Q".

Poobah Says:
Do you mean "Q" as in John Cleese or "Q" as in Desmond Llewelyn? I think beating Knox over the head with the dead body of a great british actor wouldn't be very sanitary.

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