Poobah Says:
That's just a normal reaction. It passes over time when you figure out I'm about as exciting as a 2-cent stamp.

From Fat Tony:
Who's the black private dick that's a sex machine to all the chicks?

Poobah Says:
Shaft. John Shaft. You know I'm just talking 'bout Shaft. Can YOU dig it?

From mrsmarsters:
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Poobah says:
A woodchuck would chuck a lot of wood, wouldn't he? Yes, a lot of wood, that woodchuck would.

From (name not given):
Why didn't they ever resolve the stuff with cecily/halfrek(Kali Rocha) and all the stuff behind it? Is the same thing going to happen with Holden/Knox?

Poobah says:
I don't think there was anything behind the Cecily/Halfrek stuff, except for the fact that Kali Rocha had played both characters and the spike/halfrek scene was an inside joke. As for Holden and Knox, they are definitely two different characters....and leave Fred alone, damn you Knox!....sorry.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Why doesn't Jodie Foster respond to any of my love letters? Geez, what does a guy have to do to get her attention?

Poobah says:
I would say 'shoot Ronald Reagan', but with his failing health it would just be sad and inappropriate. Why not try Clinton instead?

From Wretch:
If a vampire cant age, how come Angel is looking long in the tooth?

Poobah says:
Who said Vampires can't age? I'd say The Master is looking a little peeked lately. Maybe the angelic one is starting to grow hooves and he's hiding it from us.

From Nora:
What kind of Christmas cookies should I make this year?

Poobah says:
Nothing says 'disfunction' like cookies that are shaped like a middle finger.

From Wretch:
How can Wes remember chopping Lilah into pieces and not remember anything about Connor?

Poobah says:
See the ball??!! See the ball???!! GO GET IT!

From (name not given):
How did you guys start this site? And is everyone who works on it friends? Are you all in the same area??

Poobah says:
I started this site with some glue, a box of nails, and a 2x4. Then God told me to grab two of every Buffy picture, and then he said he would give me the name of a guy in Georgia who's kind of an asshole to help me out. The rest is history. Inaccuarte history, but that's what most history is....isn't it? Yes.

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