Poobah Says:
A hat....and my heart on my sleeve.

From ribbie149:
Is it true that George Bush and Warren G. Harding are the same person?

Poobah Says:
I don't see a resemblence, but if Harding was into blowing shit up and choking on pretzels...sure.

From Nora:
Which Van Halen was better, David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?

Poobah says:
Gary Cherone. In all seriousness, Roth and Hagar should just get it over with and make out with each other.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Hey, ya know that really strange, freaky indie movie called "Spanking the Monkey?" Well, there was no spanking, there was no monkey.......Yo! What gives?

Poobah says:
First off, David O. Russell rocks. Secondly, there are plenty of monkey flicks out there, and there sure as hell are a lot of spanking flicks...if ya know what I mean.

From unnamed:
Do you think the Dixie Chicks poster in Fred's lab during Conviction was anti-war symbolism?

Poobah says:
No. I think it means Fred's musical tastes suck.

From Spoilerwhore:
If Tara had come back from the dead during season 7 only to find Willow in bed with Kennedy, how do you think she would have reacted?

Poobah says:
I can only hope her reaction would be, "Can I get in on that?"

From Dreamer:
How does Santa get into houses that don't have chimneys?

Poobah says:
I know it has something to do with Dick Van Dyke. Any chimney conspiracies have to do with him.

From Wretch:
How soon before SMG's movie career bombs?

Poobah says:
Wait a second....she's still AROUND???!!!

From Dreamer:
I'm broke. Can you lend me some money?

Poobah says:
I can see my big toe in my left shoe. What do you think?

From fiatlux:
How much did you pay for the attached advertising?

Poobah says:
I dress up as the Hamburgerler for their Christmas parties every year, and allow them to kick me in the nuts repeatedly.

From Nora:
After I sleep with a guy, I tend to not call him again making him feel cheap and used, is that wrong of me?

Poobah says:
You still haven't called, and I'm ok with it.

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