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12.19.03: Back to the Beginning, the glorious Bea Arthur, and those copycat Canadians.



From angel_angelus:
How come angel started from the beginning of season 5 again?

Poobah Says:
The writers have amnesia and can't remember the last 4 years.

From angel_angelus:
How old is this site?

Poobah says:
Almost as old as Michael Jackson's last bed buddy.

From sarah s:
What do you think is the REAL reason SMG didn't do any end of Buffy interviews and why she isn't doing Angel this year??

Poobah says:
Sarah believes she's a bigger star than that. What with such blockbusters as 'Simply Irrestible', 'Cruel Intentions', and the so-close-to-oscar 'Harvard Man' can you blame her?

From Zgirl714:
Why does Gunn always get the short end of the stick on Angel?

Poobah says:
Poor reflexes? Bad stick-grabbing methods? He was eating dinner while they were picking? You choose.

From blair:
I noticed that the quote of the week is from Angel, has that ever happened before? And by the way it doesn't stay up long enough to read it, can you do something about that?

Poobah Says:
Read faster. And yes, its happened before. Shhh...don't tell anyone.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
I'm having trouble describing beauty: Kiran Chetry, stunningly beautiful; Dido, simply flawless; Julianne Moore, soft & classy; Diane Lane, understatedly gorgeous; Fiona Apple, psychotically sexy; "Willow," a goddess. But Bea Arthur? Oh, my Bea Arthur! I can't find words to describe such a looker. Please, will you help me?

Poobah says:
Ah...nothing says "gorgeous" like the smell of ben gay and the taste of polygrip on your lips. Stunning.

From Mayor Wiggins:
"Why do Canadians and English eat with their forks upside down? It's very disturbing."

Poobah says:
The british are being proper, with good etiquette. The Canadians just copy everyone else's manners because they aren't born with any.

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