Poobah Says:
She loved booze so much that she went to AA. Then one night she fell off the wagon and went to the meeting anyway...unfortunently, she thought that everyone was a vampire and staked every single person in the building. Good work helping the helpless there, Angel.

From milesfrom730:
Is it bad that I've been in therapy since I was five and it still hasn't helped me?

Poobah says:
If you've been in therapy since you were 5 you must be rich. Are you married? I'll overlook the massive amounts of therapy if you buy me a porsche.

From Spuffy_Fan1:
Why did Buffy die for a couple minutes, and Kendra came, but when Buffy died for a whole summer no new Slayer came??

Poobah says:
I'm pretty sure this has been addressed a million times. Faith was still alive when Buffy died the second time. Faith is technically the official slayer. Then there's all the potentials and the complete mythological mess Joss made with that whole deal, but I'm not getting into that here because I'm simply too lazy to try to actually explain anything seriously in this column.

From Fat Tony:
Who is the clown? Who is the fool? Which one knows his plane, and which one is lost in the game?

Poobah says:
Bozo. Paul McCartney. Harrison Ford. The Oklahoma Sooners. Next!

From Dannyboy:
HOW CAN YOU SAY THIS ISN'T YOUR CHILD?
*bows head* poor Nora and her 47 hour labor...

Poobah Says:
It isn't mine, but whoever's it is, he's so adorable. Congratulations on having such a gorgeous boy!

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Except for the proof, what ELSE did they put in the pudding?

Poobah says:
3 cups milk, 1 cups sugar, 5 tablespoons cocoa, 2 egg yolks, 1 tablespoon vanilla, 3 tablespoon flour. Beat yolks in pot. Add milk and stir. In a bowl thoroughly mix flour, sugar, and cocoa. Add to milk and eggs. Cook and stir until thick. Remove from heat and add vanilla. Cool and serve. Don't forget to add the proof.

From angel_angelus:
Rate your favorite, and second and least favorite out of Spike, Angel, and Riley...

Poobah says:
That's like choosing between testicular, pancreatic, and lung cancer. I don't want any of those, but they're hard to get rid of.

From Sraeps:
Who do you think is better: Kennedy or Tara? Why?

Poobah says:
Kennedy's a cute lesbian. Then again, Tara's a cute lesbian. Hey, I have an idea. MUD WRESTLING to see who wins! I call ref duties!

From Dannyboy:
When do I win a trip to the Angel set, huh, PUNK????!

Poobah says:
The tickets seem to have gotten lost in my ass. Wanna have a look-see?

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