Poobah Says:
Yes. On March 22nd, we're gonna close down the site and start up an Online Casino. Then I'm gonna run down the street streaking with the URL on my ass. Celebrate good times, c'mon!

From Dannyboy:
Since Angel became a corporate shill, does that mean the fight scenes will start occurring more and more on "gentlemanly" hangouts such as Tennis Clubs?

Poobah says:
You would think so. Golf courses too. I wouldn't be surprised if we saw a scene where they're fighting a slim ey demon on the 9th hole at Pebble Beach. Knowing Angel, he'd probably "slice" or "hook" the shot.

From sraeps:
Is Andrew really gay? How do you know?

Poobah says:
I don't think he's gay. So what if we've never seen him with a girl, he talks about Lord of the Rings all the time, swoons over Matthew Brodrick, and hugs men for long uncomfortable periods. That's not gay, right? Cause if it is, I'm totally gay...
Which I'm not...

I swear.

Seriously.

I mean it.

From ribbie149:
If you had a choice between responding to another dumb Spike poll and a Connor episode festival, which would you choose?

Poobah says:
Can't there be a 3rd choice....like, for instance, death by exploding bowels?

From Nighthawk:
Would you buy a shirt that says "F*ck Canada, Eh?"

Poobah Says:
Only if I could get a 2 for 1 deal, and have the second one say, "F*ck Mexico too, ese". Stupid border countries.

From Redman:
Who's your choice - Freddy or Jason - as the biggest horror badass?

Poobah says:
Neither. Bette Midler. You saw "Beaches", right? Horrifying.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Though some say the greatest intellectual conundrum is whether or not God exists, I believe that, in fact, the greatest mystery is free will vs. destiny. Now, some would say that they share a symbiotic connection. However, I feel that they are, in some manners, mutually exclusive. On this debate, where do you stand, grand poobah of wisdom?

Poobah says:
I normally stand at home, contemplating which questions are way over my head. This may be one of those standing moments.

From Dannyboy:
So....was the point at the end of Buffy last season that Xander and Dawn are the only two normal people left?

Poobah says:
No, there was no point to last season's Buffy. Example: Rebecca Rand Kirshner was still writing, meaning, they knew the end was near.

From spuffy_fan1:
Who do you like better: Axl Rose, Kid Rock, or Justin Timberlake...and why?

Poobah says:
Well, let's see. A has-been rockstar, a piece of trailer trash, and a girly boy band member. I'm not picking. I just wanted to get in a stab.

From SpikesHappyMeal:
When buffy died at the end of season 5. Why didn't they bury her next to her Mom?

Poobah says:
Because that would've made sense. And as we all know, Joss was heavy into the cocaine at the point. What? You didn't know that? Don't you remember the KEY storyline? Come on now, people.

The question below contains SPOILERS for those who haven't seen "You're Welcome"

From Dannyboy:
That was one cleavagy ghost last week. What was Cordy anyway? Ghost? Spirit? Nomad? Convenient Death Plot?

Poobah says:
I wasn't paying attention. I was too busy with the cleavage staring.

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