Poobah Says:
If Hair Gel commercials are a career, then sure.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
I heard a rumor that Marti Noxon is now directing snuff films. Any truth?

Poobah says:
Yep. That leather whip stings like a bitch.

From Princess Kimberly:
Last week, on Angel, I heard the evil puppet say the name , "Dick Wad". Who is this mysterious, "Dick Wad", and is he responsible for SMG not returning for the Angel finale?

Poobah says:
Dick Wad, or as I like to call him..."Chico Jr." isn't responsible for SMG not returning. Gellar's big fat head is.

From sleepygirl:
As a college student putting off a paper at 5:20 am I was wondering if there was anyway to read old reviews/rants of episodes? And if not, why?

Poobah says:
If you look to your left, you will see links such as "articles" and "episodes", click on them, then click the appropriate links to the rants or reviews. And when that's over, pat yourself on the back and congratulate yourself for not being a total moron.

From Dannyboy:
Eurotrip: the Poobah's review?!

Poobah Says:
My review: Bra, bra, panties, bra, drool. Good enough?

From milesfrom730:
If they were to make a Connor spin off would you watch it, or bomb Vincent Kartheisier's house?

Poobah says:
Depends. How far away does he live from me? 'Cause I'm too lazy to drive...like...further than...say...eh...5 miles. I guess I'll just watch. Sure it'll be torture, but at least I won't have to move off my ass.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
With all of their technology and expertise, why didn't The Initiative ever experiment on Riley & find out what it was?

Poobah says:
We all know what it was. It was a distraction to get us so aggrivated we forgot that Angel left. Enter: Captain Cardboard. Hell, even Cardboard is more entertaining.

From Vibes:
Ohh great and wise poobah...you have answers to all complex questions..and I'm sure you know the meaning of life..but my question to you is when are you going to claim your love child with Nora? I mean...it looks just like you...even tried to steal my crack pipe that HMC gave me for Christmas..damn bastard child. The pipe is mine..MINE!!!..yeah..so..when you going to claim it man?

Poobah says:
Sure it'd be a nice tax write-off, but diapers smell.

From Dust:
On a side note, Why are you so cool? Do you have a special cool-elixer? Like the magic juice from 'Space Jam'?

Poobah says:
Are you Michael Jordan? This must be Jordan. No one else would make a 'Space Jam' reference, without being frightened of tomatoes flying at their head.

From Spuffy_fan1:
If I become invisible, will I become pudding? If so, what flavor?

Poobah says:
I assume whatever flavor they're serving at whichever nuthouse you are currently living in.

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