Poobah Says:
I imagine in the Jossverse there is no such thing as the WB, because that would be worse than any of the hell dimensions.

[SPOILERS FOR "SMILE TIME"]

From Nora:
In the episode "Smile Time" How do you think Angel's breakfast date went with Nina?...think they played "find the sausage?"

Poobah says:
You have a dirty mind. "Find the sausage"...sheesh. Ok how about, "Slurped up the creamed coffee", or "suckin' the hard-boiled egg", or "forkin' the hash rounds" or "buttering the pancakes"....YOU are so dirty.

[END OF SPOILER]

From Zgirl714:
What would have happened if Gunn and Cordy had gotten together in season two of Angel?

Poobah says:
For starters, I'd be blind for the last 3 years.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Is it true about Richard Gere & the hamster?

Poobah says:
I hear they're planning a vacation to Bermuda. You could say they're just 'friends', but I've seen pictures of them gazing into each others eyes. Take that however you want.

From Nora:
If a tree falls on you in the woods and there is no one there, can you prove I did it?

Poobah says:
I'd have a big ass tree ontop of me. What do you think?

From Dannyboy:
Why won't you see the child you fathered with Nora?!!! He's starting Kindergarten next week, look at him! He's YOURS! What are you waiting for to see him??!!!

Poobah Says:
Could you at least pick a more attractive headshot of me? That photo is doctored...I'll see you in court!....after the other case involving...you know...paternity and stuff.

From ribbie149:
If Eve and Angel were to fall in love in the next episode, would that mean that Joss would kill her off in the episode after that?

Poobah says:
No, because we still wouldn't like Eve. Joss only kills off people we like, because he's a miserable bastard, and our tears give him power.

From Redman:
Do demons have souls? If not, how are there good demons?

Poobah says:
There are no good demons...look at Streisand. 'Nuff said.

[SPOILERS BELOW FOR "A HOLE IN THE WORLD"]

From SpikesAngel:
Just how mad are you that they killed Fred?

Poobah says:
So mad I ate vanilla ice cream WITHOUT chocolate syrup ontop. Damn Joss! I've lost all will to eat flavorful ice cream!

[END OF SPOILER]

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Where the hell is Jimmy Hoffa?

Poobah says:
Why do you care so much? Does your last name end in a vowel? JIMMY, STAY AWAY! They're still after you!

From SPIKESMYGOD:
Why was Paris Hilton even born?

Poobah says:
I don't know, bad birth control pills? Condom broke? Abortion went awry? The dumpster redirected back to a Hilton hotel? Pick one.

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