Poobah Says:
I figured I'd sit here and eat nachos. Being a pussy democrat rules!

From Sabarendt:
Hey! Long time reader, first time umm writer. Ok, Despite Wonderfalls bad ratings, and even worse time slot, do you think it has a chance to grow, or will Fox can another potential big hit like they did with Firefly? Please Answer Poohbah! I can't go next season without a little Mutant Enemy!

Poobah says:
Fox will cancel Wonderfalls. They'll replace it with a new reality show - "I'm a hermaphrodite, snip it off of me!". The ratings will go sky high, because people are tards....and people with cherries in their flower garden are funny.

From Dannyboy:
My wife seems obsessed with Butless Chaps, what gives?

Poobah says:
You should stop prancing around the house with them on, maybe then her obsession would end. Seriously, think before you type.

From Reisita:
When's your birthday?

Poobah Says:
Boy, telemarketers will try anything.

From SevenofTN:
Poobah, I am still trying to fully unlock the mystery of why her milkshake would bring all the boys to the yard. Any insight?

Poobah says:
Well, she says that because it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours. She could teach you, but she'd have to charge. I wonder what her rates are?

From Princess Kimberley:
Is John Kerry the same species of demon as saggy Clem? Inquiring minds really want to know.

Poobah says:
Obviously not. Kerry has more wrinkles than Clem. Plus, Clem doesn't have the will power to whore himself to rich women.

From SPIKESMYGOD:
If you HAD to choose a roommate between Michael Jackson, O.J., Martha Stewart, or Charles Manson, who would you pick & why?

Poobah says:
Geez. Let's just keep 'em all. Why not invite Satan and Hitler over too so we can get a good game of twister going?

From Dannyboy:
Have you ever been to Niagara Falls, and if so, ever convinced anyone to jump said falls in a barrel?

Poobah says:
Has anyone seen Jean Claude Van Damme lately? Now I'm not saying I did anything. It's just, I really dislike his movies, and a dare is a dare.

From Dannyboy:
What's worse: Joan Rivers, Joan Collins or Joan of Arcardia?

Poobah says:
None of the above. Joan of ARC. That bitch be crazy.

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