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7.09.04: HMC sells out for a good reason, circus folk invading your 'hood, and people seem to be really high this week.


From milesfrom730:
Do you mind if I repeatedly hit you on the head with this bat and then break all your possessions with the same bat then set them on fire? Because I'm gonna.

Poobah says:
No, I don't mind at all. Come to Los Angeles....I'm in the phone book under the name Streisand, B.

From wretch:
Yo - What's up with that link to shop WB? Sell Out!!!

Poobah says:
"Sell out" is such a harsh way of saying it. I prefer "so poor, I'll give you a piggy back ride while wearing a tu-tu if you give me a buck".

From Princess Kimberley:
There are genuine circus folk living in the house across the street! Are all circus folk gypsies, and if so, should I fear being cursed with a pesky soul? OMG, this new neighborhood just gets scarier by the minute.

Poobah says:
I should say it's just as scary with someone with no soul hanging about. Just ask my mom's neighbors, they know how it is.

From Alicia:
Are you secretly in love with Eric?

Poobah Says:
Nope. I hate Eric and his beautiful lips...and that well-kept beard, and....uh, I'm sorry...what was the question? Oh yeah...I hate that guy.

From milesfrom730:
How many cups of sugar does it take to get to moon?

Poobah says:
My guess would be the same amount as it takes with crack. Apparently YOU should know that.

From Nora:
Why is the man I live with so annoying? When will it stop?

Poobah says:
*in best evil voice* There's only one way of stopping it. You know what I'm talking about. I know you want to pick up that hammer. Do it. It'll be fun, and no one will know. And I hear he has a nice car, maybe you should give it to me afterwards. If there are payments left on it, forget I even said anything.

From Alicia:
What's that ringing in my ear?

Poobah says:
I'm sorry. I got this new alarm to alert me of stupid questions. I think it just went off.

From CordeliaChse:
Is it true that club soda can get anything out? Even demon blood?

Poobah says:
That's a question for Dick Cheney, not me.

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