Prez says:
No, but Lesbians kiss by rubbing something else.

From Dannyboy:
When are you going to reveal your celebrity girlfriend's identity?

Prez says:
Matt? Girlfriend? HAHAHAHA, you might want to check to see where Tom Cruise was when Matt was "out".

From Dannyboy:
So what is the twist ending for "The Village"?

Prez Says:
The twist ending is that Joaquin Phoenix is actually dead and a ghost himself. M. Night only has 3 ideas in his head, sorry guys.

From Life's A Show:
OK, I love the new Buffy.FU feature, of course, and everyone does. But one thing about it is totally irking me. What does the "FU" stand for?

Prez says:
Fred and Unicorns, two things I hold dear... moron.

From spuffylover:
OK, here's the question that is on everyone in America's (and possibly the world's)mind.....Are Lindsay Lohan's breasts real, and is it wrong to think about them when she is only 17?

Prez says:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.

From Magikangel:
What's a ricer?

Prez says:
A kitchen utensil used forricing soft foods by extruding them through small holes.
A person who makes unnecessarymodifications to their most often import car (hence the term "rice") to make it (mostly make it look) faster. The most common modifications are (but not limited to):

- Huge exhaust that serves no purpose but to make the car louder.
- Large spoiler on the back that looks like something Boeing made for the 747.
- Lots of after-market company stickers they don't have parts from, but must be cool.
- Expensive rims that usually cost more than the car itself.
- Body kit to make the car appear lower, usually accented with chickenwire.
- Clear tail lights and corner signals.
- A dumb ass that asks off the wall car questions to a Buffy site.

From Fiatlux:
Why have all the French Canadians on HMC snagged American women?

Prez says:
Because French Canadian women look like French Canadian men. In fact, because of the beards some people think that there are no French Canadian women -- that French Canadians just pop out of holes in the ground. Oh wait...that's Trolls...hell I don't know.

From Fiatlux:
I finished my master's degree!!! Now what?

Prez says:
Well, I have absolutely no clue - since I refused to go to college. So I asked my wife, who currently has a 4.0 average, and she suggested and I quote; "Hard Core Porn! Triple X baby yeah!" So there ya go.

From Fiatlux:
Who invented rhinestones?

Prez says:
Al Gore -- right before the internet.

From Nora:
What is Danny's purpose in life?

Prez says:
What do I look like? His mother? Do I have a beard? Well yes, I do, but not as manly as hers.

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Selz: Danny I don't think that 'purpose' is going go make you any money.... not even from pornographers.
(10.08.2004, 15:28)

Otts: I almost take exception to that beard comment! She's my SISTER! :-/ - - However, you can say what you want about Danny *weg*
(08.08.2004, 23:34)

Magik: He called me a dumbass...can't rally argue there..
(08.08.2004, 20:14)

retch...blarg: As before.....what the holy hell?
(06.08.2004, 23:54)

Nora: *Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
(06.08.2004, 17:28)

Danny: PFFFT. I'd work if they'd hire me. they don't. And I'm not here as often as you think, it only seems like I'm watching you 24/7. :-D
(06.08.2004, 17:20)

Nora: Yeah sure Dan....maybe once you pry your ass away from a computer and tv and work like a normal human then I "might" be concerned...NOT! I'll leave the door open...
(06.08.2004, 17:17)

Danny: My purpose involves me, my wife, a camcorder, and your home address *WEG*
(06.08.2004, 17:15)

Amber: The ricer question wasn't off the wall - remember Pangs? Giles lacked a ricer. - And thanks for answering it. Being a dumbass myself, I had not idea what the hell a ricer was...
(06.08.2004, 17:13)

wretch: What the holy hell?
(06.08.2004, 16:47)