Poobah says:
You've seen Total Recall, right? That was really scary. Not really because of all the eyeballs popping out or anything -- more about Arnold. You don't really want to look like Arnold, do ya?

From Magikangel:
How come every kid in a Disney Channel movie is so annoying?

Poobah says:
Eisner hasn't learned how to hone his mind-control yet. He's getting there, it just takes time.

From Fiatlux:
What would Joss have named the final episode of "Angel" if they actually faded the final scene to black?

Poobah Says:
"Half these actors will never have another job" would probably work.

From Dannyboy:
Which one of us should get their own show?

Poobah says:
I could see Eric in a remake of Mr. Belvedere. Just picture it: the towel around the waist, the smug look on his face, the british accent....ok, maybe not the british accent. More like a redneck trailer trash one, but hey, it's close, right?

From milesfrom730:
Kangaroos can't walk backwards, so what happens if they're having sex standing up?

Poobah says:
That's a toughie. What will really boil your noodle later is what they do with condoms when everything in Australia is in reverse.

From fiatlux:
Why can't I stop singing "Blame Canada?"

Poobah says:
Well, there is a lot to blame. I know when I hear a Celine Dion ballad, all I want to do is go up there, open fire on the country and say "My heart will go on, but yours won't, eh??? EH???!!"

From Dannyboy:
Is Gene Shalit God's creative joke?

Poobah says:
Yep. He's God's ass-faced platapus.

From Wretched:
Why is Tom Cruise wearing a wig?

Poobah says:
He had to sell his hair to pay for alimony.

From Life's A Show:
You've mentioned that you've got a special outfit you plan to wear for Hellhound Con. I wonder, will it be inspired by the freakwares we saw at DragonCon? And if so, which particular kind of freak? Will there be spandex?

Poobah says:
It's my birthday suit. And by birthday suit, I mean the suit that someone bought for my birthday. Yeah, that's it. No one will ever know I was talking about me being naked. Wait...is this thing still on? Crap.

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*glow*: Oh thanks VL...*coughs*...mwa eh eh eh eh! We're starting with HMC first and then the rest of the world will be a piece of cake.
(21.08.2004, 13:20)

Nora: Canada is taking over? RUN AWAY RUN AWAY!!!!! ;-)
(21.08.2004, 11:34)

Vampire Lady: Glow - shouldn't that evil laugh me more like 'mwa eh eh eh!' Very funny Poobah!
(21.08.2004, 08:45)

*glow*: Oooh the first comment goes to me. Okay I'll try not to screw it up. Ummm...ahhh...hmmm...Good job Matt! Oh and Canada will take over the world...mwa ha ha ha ha!
(21.08.2004, 01:42)