9.10.04: I don't remember writing this. Be forewarned.
Poobah says:
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Note: Poobah was high on LSD when answering this question. It should not be taken seriously.
For example, he just saw a pink gorilla eating a midget. That can't be good.
Whoa. Now he's running down the street in a tutu screaming, "I am the king of the Garden Gnomes!
All bow before me!"
I think we're going to call it a day.
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From Fiatlux:
Can I ask political questions on the site?
It depends. Who are you asking?
Can I pull on your "ponytail"? please? pretty please?
Will it be painful? Cause if so, Count me in big boy!
How come I can't think of anymore questions for you?
How come I can't think of an answer for this?
Why do they call you poobah?
When I was 12, I crapped my pants while running up the stairs. True Story. It's not where
the name comes from, and I'm really not sure why I told you that.
Where the bloody hell are you?
I'm at my computer desk answering these questions. I'm also making a cyber date with
a girl named Bob. She sounds nice.
Why is dating a professor frowned upon?
Well, I never went to college, and I don't know what a "professor" is, and I'm pretty
sure I'm illiterate. So I don't know how any of you can understand this.
From mrsmarsters:
At the Olympics, why is it that women are allowed to leave their head wear on
during the National Anthem, and men are supposed to take their
head wear off?
Women must be differentiated from men, because they're weak and stuff. And
they should all be in the kitchen making me some dinner.
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