Poobah says:
I'm sorry, but I'm currently dating my hand. We have a great relationship. It doesn't talk back, and knows all the right moves. I love you, righty.

From Amanda:
If Eric looks like Silent Bob does that make you Jay?

Poobah says:
No, it makes me confused whenever I see Eric. Sometimes when I see him out of the corner of my eye, I'll shout, "Can't you make an interesting transition shot? Come on, man! Look at that! A 6 year old could cut a film together as good as this! Come on! CHRIST, man!" And then I go back to realizing Kevin has made millions off some crappy cuts, and I feel embarrassed and a little pissed. Then I notice it's Eric and I feel even more embarrassed and pissed. And then I cry in the fetal position. Snoogins.

From LAS:
What does the "W" in George W. Bush's name stand for?

Poobah Says:
Worthy Leader. I ALMOST typed that with a straight face.

From Danny:
Lost Season 10: your predictions..?

Poobah says:
Cannibalism.

From Veronica:
Why did Tru Calling get cancelled?

Poobah says:
Jason Priestly. It's all his fault. He lied and said he was an actor.

From LAS:
So, may I get your drink order while you're looking over the menu?

Poobah says:
Oh great, the waiter in my head is back. Well, I guess I can kill again and plead temporary insanity.

From Mandy:
Why didn't Joss have Xander and Buffy hook up? I mean he was the obvious choice.

Poobah says:
Buffy can't love someone who won't beat the shit out of her, or attempt to rape her, or try to kill one of her friends. What are you smokin'?

From LAS:
I haven't seen El Presidente in awhile. Was he caught up in the stock fraud deal that took Martha Stewart down and is now eating his Little Debbie cakes in prison?

Poobah says:
No. He was caught up in not doing anything. He's the best at that. He's #1. He gets a gold star every week for it. He's so good at it, Martha Stewart would make him a fruit basket if she wasn't busy being under house arrest.

From Mandy:
On the Wizard of Oz, there are two brick roads in a circle that split off, there is a yellow brick that leads to Oz, but where does the red brick road lead?

Poobah says:
Mexico. Who the hell would want to walk down that road?

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