- Finales
by Tiffany Murdock -5.18.04
[ tiffany@hellmouthcentral.com ]

  Oh my God! Did you see the Friends finale? Wasn’t that like the coolest finale of all time? There is no way Angel is ever going to beat that. Ok so Chandler and Monica finally have there babies and they’re like twins and so everybody’s all ‘Oh my God!’ about it. Can you believe they actually destroyed the game table? I mean thats like a Friends classic! And what was with Phoebe and the singing? Ok now that is just amazing writing. Ok and best moment of the whole night was watching Jennifer and David finally hook up at the end. I mean ‘wow!’ So emotional! I’m still tearing up about it!

And it looks like Joey is finally going solo and making a new sitcom! Oh my God I am so there! He is like the funniest actor on TV! His comment about the room being purple? Oh my god I am so still laughing my ass off on that one!

So I called up my friend Jess afterward and cause she’s like major fan of the show and everything and I just had to talk to somebody about this last episode! And she was like ‘can you believe it?’ And I’m like ‘yeah! that was sooo amazing!’ And she’s like ‘I so knew that was coming!’ about the whole Rachel thing and her coming back from the plane. Pfft! Whatever. Cause I’m like ‘you are so lying!’ and she’s like ‘i am not!’ And she still wont admit it. God she is so full of herself.

Anyways Friends so beat the Tru Calling finale by like a million points. I mean dont get me wrong cause I really love Tru and she is all bad ass and wicked cool and everything but really! How can you beat Friends? Nobody can beat Friends! Friends is like a cult classic!

I absolutely loved Tru’s finale though! What a wicked cool ending! Tru Calling has really been an awesome show! I mean if you can get past the horrible acting and everything it really is cool! Can you believe her father is all Death now? I so did not see that coming! And could Jack be any more creepy? Ok seriously freaked me out with the whole speech on killing people after saving them. But isnt that like so possible? if it is that would be so bad cause then like Tru would have to deal with it and everything everytime she helped someone.

I mean this whole fate thing is so something the writers have to be pulling from there butts. I dont think anyone has died after Tru helped someone before so like whats with all the starting that now? and Jack so doesnt even have a point cause like all the deaths in the show Tru saves are usually suicide and murder. I think Jack is just lying or something cause that so doesnt even make sense. Ok and I think I just totally lost my place.

But anyways when Tru’s brother died I was so beside myself! I so knew someone was going to die and so I was all ‘Oh my God!’ and he’s like dying and everything. But then at the end I didnt know what to expect! This show is so unpredictable And then the mean crazy guy with the bad hair shoots her boyfriend! Ewww! Totally gross and so not the ending I need! This is why Friends wins. It was so the right ending. I mean cause whats with the sad endings? Isnt that like what made seasons 2 and 5 Buffy suck so bad? At least Buffy had a happy ending in the last episode.

And you know whats so cool? This has to be a warm up for Angel! Cause you just know Angel is going to be totally awesome ending! Way better than Tru! I mean cause think of all these plots they leave open! Just not as cool as Friends. Ok and thats just way too obvious to worth mentioning! But Friends was so cool! It was classic! I mean the hug with Joey and Chandler? Awww so cute! I was crying all over the place! Angels only been on like half as long as Friends anyways so there is no way it could even come close.

And can you believe some of the stupid stuff people want to happen in the end? Like Angel and Spike to be mortals so they can live out happy ending mortal lives? I mean what is that even? They both should be staked cause they are like vampires! Hello! Evil! Why reward demons for killing people?? Seriously makes no sense to me!

Ok and the only character I really care about seeing how he turns out is Wesley cause like who really cares about the others when you think about it? I mean seriously cause he needs a girlfriend outside the Fred type. I was so hoping he would like hook up with Cordelia last season. Oh well!

Still I will watch and see what happens. Even though it cant beat Friends it will still be worth watching cause its Angel and everything. Hoping Joss Whedon doesnt really mess up or something bad. As long as he doesnt do as bad as last seasons finale it will be good enough for me.

Ok and speaking on finales when is this Aeryn chick going to throw in the towel? No seriously! Divine Musings. What the hell is that even? She is so full of herself calling herself royalty and everything just cause she has like a handful of friends who lie and say her writing is stimulating. Pfft! Please! Stimulating? Yea Ok maybe in a not so serious kinda way stimulating. The only thing her article stimulated from me was to question what the hell the point of her ranting was. Just read her last article! Total snore! Couldnt even get past the first paragraph. She so doesnt even deserve to be on the column list and I so hope someone who can fire her is reading this right now. Or maybe she is reading and she can be stimulated to quit. Cause like please do so. Who wants to read the ranting of some flower person who appeases popular opinion? What a sell out! Go play your guitar and smoke your pot elsewhere cause you so dont even have credentials here.

That girl annoys me something bad. Call my stuff bad and then she cant even write. Pfft! Whatever. Oh but speaking of stupid people what is up with CBS and there so called reality hit survivor finale? So stupid! I mean at least when they started this show it may have been stupid but it at least was a competition. Now they hand money over to who america picks as a winner? I mean isnt that why big brother sucked so much and why that stupid girl who cant even sing on key in the shower wins American Idols? Oh sure just give america the vote cause they so obviously have a great track record..what with voting Clinton into office twice. I think Hitler won through an election too. And we want them to be responsible for handing away millions of dollars to unemployed people with home movie cameras and waaay too much free time on there hands? And handing the money to that ugly guy with the raspy voice? Ewww! Like give it to the cowboy cause at least he knew what a toothbrush was. Or even the guy whose marrying the other winner! He was so sweet saying how he won and everything cause she said yes! Awww. They give it to the scary guy though. This is so why I dont watch reality tv. The characters dont even groom themselves. Its disgusting! Thats not reality! These people do not represent people like me who understand how to turn on a shower! The only good reality show is extreme makeover and the real world. The real world came out when reality was still original for tv so that makes sense. And extreme makeover totally helps improve peoples image.

And wouldnt you know it? Now one out of every three persons is on tv and you can just go order a big mac and meet like fifteen stars on the way. The guy asking if you want fries with your meal has probably hosted one of these shows. Or maybe a porno. Porno people are everywhere cause they never get out of doing films for pennies. And they would be disgusting enough to work fastfood there whole life. Ewww! I am so never walking anywhere near one of those places again.

Oh my God and did you hear about fat people suing fast food places cause they made them fat? What a bunch of losers. These are the types of people who go on reality tv shows. I’m pretty sure the america popular opinion winner was one of those people. Anyways not important and I have other things to do. See you after the Angel finale. I’m sure Brittney will tell you all about it if you miss it. And even if she doesnt who really cares cause there is no way its going to beat Friends. Oh my God I am so going to watch my Friends tapes now! Bye!