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The Top 10 Reasons NOT to Fall in Love.

10. Your boyfriend turns out to be a werewolf who ditches you (thus ripping out your poor, lovestruck, young heart) because he is afraid one night he may rip out your poor, lovestruck, young heart. Huh...?

9. In response to reason ten, your girlfriend decides she is gay and shacks up with a witch.

8. The object of your affection is actually a giant preying mantis who wants to bite off your head. Oh, but you do get to have sex first, so not a total loss!

7. The girl you love 'doesn't think of you that way', and does it with a dead guy instead.

6. The guy that you love 'doesn't think of you that way', and sucks face with the school bitca instead.

5. You have to kill the one you love in order to save the world from Acathla. And do you get any thanks for it? Hell no!!!

4. The man you are about to pledge your life to decides to 'change his mind' because of a stupid vision. Men...

3. You argue with your girlfriend, and then a vampire breaks her neck and puts her body in your bed. You didn't have a chance to say you were sorry or that you loved her. That just plain sucks... (Hands up all who wanted to console poor Giles)

2. The girl you love is a supernatural freak of nature, dedicated to erradicating your kind from the face of the planet. Not a good foundation for a relationship, no matter how cute you are!

And the number one reason NOT to Fall in Love....

1. Joss is more powerful than any of you - and he will never EVER let you be happy. Bastard!

[Credit: Dreamer]