== Send your Top 10 ==

[11.4.02]

The Top 10 Reasons You Might Be A Slayer

10) When your Mom tells you you're having steak for dinner, you wonder if you'll get splinters.

9) You have a compulsive need to prowl cemeteries till the wee hours of the morning.

8) Black vans start to follow you around leading to all kinds of annoying tests.

7) You start having odd dreams where a man with cheese keeps popping up.

6) All your birthdays end up with you having to hurt someone with extreme prejudice.

5) You suddenly have a sibling pop out of thin air who yells one annoying catchphrase when upset.

4) You feel an odd need to try and kill all of your friends to show that they are just figments of your imagination.

3) Your librarian keeps trying to have you check out a book called "Vampyr" even though it's not on the teacher's reading list.

2) You feel the need to either clam up or beat someone to a bloody pulp whenever your feelings are hurt.

And the number 1 Reason You Might Be A Slayer...

1) Everyone you've had sex with is either dead or just has everyone wishing that they were.

[Brought to you this week by Gabriel.]