== Send your Top 10 ==

[12.3.02]

The Top 10 Things I've Learned from Buffy

10) Repression leads to evil zombies trying to kill your mum's friends.

9) The existentialism of the angst of humanity's filial grief can be summed up through 'The Hokey Pokey'.

8) It's pronounced "Neh-meh-sees"

7) The Army's slogan "Be All That You Can Be" involves cybernetic implants and demon DNA.

6) Being vamped kills your fake Irish accent.

5) Shanshu, Shmanshu, guys are always hotter when they're dead.

4) Save yourself some time in the future. Kill a nerd today.

3) Vampires and demons are hard to kill unless you've used up the last commercial break.

2) Being 'Touched by An Angel' isn't quite as self-affirming as Della Reese would have you believe.

And The Number One Thing I've Learned From Buffy Is....

1) Fire bad. Tree pretty.

[Brought to you this week by clem.]