== Send your Top 10 ==

[1.24.03]

Top Ten Reasons to be a Vampire in Sunnydale

10. The town is 'undead friendly'. Hell, you even have your own bar.

9. You'll never go hungry. To quote Spike - the people are like 'little Happy Meals on legs'.

8. Plenty of crypts with potential if you fancy your own Goth pad...

7. The residents are either bloody stupid or simply don't give a rat's arse.

6. The police are either bloody stupid or... no, they're just bloody stupid!

5. There are plenty of other demons to keep that pesky Slayer busy.

4. Instant martial arts expertise. Dying is a much quicker way to aquire this than years of dedicated training. Plus... it makes you look cool.

3. When the Apocalypse finally comes, you'll be on the winning team.

2. Good promotional prospects. All the top vamps in the area have either been staked or gotten a soul and joined the white hats.

And the number one reason to be a vampire in Sunnydale is:

1. If you play your cards right (no, not kitten poker) you may get to shag the Slayer. How many vampires can put that on their cv? Well, actually the list is growing, but - hey! Still an achievement.

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