== Send your Top 10 ==
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Top Ten Ways To Piss Off The Slayer
9) Call her pet, luv, or B.
8) Get in the way between her and her souled vampire boyfriend...erm...boyfriends.
7) Try to stop her from making a big mistake. For instance, stopping her from turning herself
in to the police for a murder she didn't commit.
6) Don't be a super-strong little woman who isn't the slayer. She doesn't like competition.
5) Boyfriends who get suck jobs from two-bit vampire trulls.
4) Become her kid sister.
3) Kidnap her kid sister.
2) Steal her body and take it for a test drive with her boyfriend.
And the #1 Way To Piss Of The Slayer...
1) Run her Winnebago off the road.
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10) Play Cher's 'Do you Believe in Life after Love' ad nauseum.