== Send your Top 10 ==

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Top Ten Reasons to Move to Sunnydale

10. The real estate is absurdly cheap!

9. It's small enough you can walk everywhere, yet large enough that you have access to a university, an international airport, and the happeningest demon bars this side of Purgatory.

8. Thanks to the Hellmouth's burgeoning magical mojo, even amateurs like you can look like the Big Nasty.

7. Apocalypse a year or your money back!

6. Thrill junkies can get a cheap rush just by going outside after dark.

5. It's safer than living in, say, Bagdhad.

4. Youth and beauty! In Sunnydale, your chances of growing old, ugly, and boring are dramatically decreased.

3. If you just graduated from Mortician School, it's a stellar career move.

2. Nobody will notice if you get killed but still like to hang out with your friends.

And the number one reason to live in Sunnydale:

1. After May 20th, it's the only way you'll be able to see new Buffy.

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