== Send your Top 10 ==

[6.13.03]

Top Ten Things Angel would NEVER say

10.) Hey Giles... remember Jenny...she was quirky!

9.) Hey, Xander... I got her first, I got her first.

8.) Hey, Wil... has Buffy come out yet?

7.) Spike... back in my day you never took your grandsire's girl, speacking of which, has she gotten any better?

6.) Cordy, Are you sure you're not a natural blonde?

5.) Wes... I know what you saw in those girls...potential.

4.) Connor, hmm...did you get it from me or Darla...maybe we should ask Buffy?

3.) Faith...I've killed more than you have.

2.) Lorne... has anyone ever told you that you resemble a leprechaun?

And the #1 thing Angel would NEVER say...

1.) Buffy... I gotta admit... out of you and Cordy... you look better in blonde. And you're never gonna get that fat in the ass .

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