== Send your Top 10 ==

[7.23.03]

Top Ten Things Spike would NEVER say

10. Xander, your my best friend. Lets go out for Ice Cream!

9. Giles, I had sex with Buffy. Do you think it would hurt her feelings if I gave her a few pointers.

8. Willow, I need a slayer. Can I borrow Kennedy?

7. Anya, if you ever want to get drunk again, well....soul or no soul I'm there!

6. Dawnie, wanna see if your as good as big sis?

5. Dru, I've had enough of you....go to LA Angel can have you.

4. Tara, now that Willows a bit preocupied with her little slayer, wanna check and make sure your REALLY gay?

3. Cordy, wow! First the Poof then his son, you know i'm in the family too.

2. Buffy, lets get Harmony back here and have a threesome!

And the #1 thing Spike would NEVER say...

1. Hey Angel buddy, who knew that these souls were such a drag. But they sure do turn OUR slayer on.

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