== Send your Top 10 ==

[8.02.03]

Top Ten Things We've Learned From Xander

10. Never go to a substitute teacher's house.

9. There comes a time when you either have to move out of your parents basement or buy a Klingon costume.

8. Foreign exchange students have an alternate agenda.

7. After losing an eye you need a new wardrobe.

6. Never taunt a fear demon - it can't hurt you; it's just tacky to do so.

4. Ho-ho's are a vital part of the human cognitive process.

3. You can't choose between your best friend and your girlfriend - that's insane troll logic.

2. Oddly enough, having sex with a strangely literal ex-vengeance demon is more romantic than having sex with a corrupt slayer.

And the #1 thing we have learned from Xander...

1. You don't have to be a super hero to save the world, all it takes is a cute story from kindergarten.

[Brought to you this week by Terri and Jessica.]