== Send your Top 10 ==

[8.03.03]

Top Ten Reasons being a Vampire is Better than being Human

10. There's always some pathetic demony loser right around the corner just dying to be your lackey.

9. Don't have to worry about putting on those extra pounds, food not a necessity due to the extreme deadness.

8. You live in a crypt. How cool is that?

7. You finally have an excuse not to go to church.

6. Never have to worry about not having a tan, being pale is expected.

5. You get to feel your heart not beating.

4. People won't call you a lazy bum and tell you to get a job when you sleep all day long.

3. Suddenly things like onion blossoms and television seem much more appealing than when you were alive.

2. Mysteriously, after you come back you have been infused with the knowledge of ten karate masters.

And the #1 Reason is...

1. You get to stay young and beautiful and vibrant forever...and not because of botox.

[Brought to you by Terri and Jessica.]