== Send your Top 10 ==

[8.24.03]

The Top 10 Things I've Learned From Buffy (#2)

10. The year you were born in doesn't necessarily define your age.

9. All monkeys are french.

8. Never kill a boy on the first date.

7. As misleading as it is, Vulkans do not study volcanos.

6. Always check for soul escape holes before having sex with your boy/girlfriend.

5. When a cow grows old and loses an eye, the farmer puts it in a different pasture so it doesn't have to fight with the priests.

4. Martha Stewart is not a demon, she's just a witch.

3. Never turn yourself into a rat unless you're absolutely positive there's someone who can turn you back.

2. With magic, there's always consequenses. Always.

And the number one thing I've learned from Buffy...

1. You wear the cheese. It does not wear you.

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