== Send your Top 10 ==

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The Top 10 Signs Your School is on a Hellmouth

10. Principals are a tasty treat.

9. Spontaneous cheerleader combustion.

8. You come to fear opening your locker.

7. The swim team is last seen swimming out to sea.

6. The clubs wage war on each other.

5. Dances end in tragedy.

4. Your whole class joins in song about algebra.

3. Don't eat the Jell-o.

2. Watch out for those nerds.

And the number one sign your school is on a Hellmouth...

1. Whatever happened to that girl, Marcy?

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