== Send your Top 10 ==

[10.22.03]

The Top 10 Reasons Not To Date Buffy

10. Her idea of a perfect date is a romantic walk through a scary-looking cemetry, followed by kicking some serious vampire-ass.

9. If she doesn't get her own way, she may be forced to kill you.

8. Her friends are even more abnormal than she is - and that's saying something!

7. You'll soon discover that the creatures in horror movies are real, which could lead to years of therapy.

6. All your dates will be interrupted by some crazed hell-demon or stressed-out uber-vamp, out to destroy your girlfriend.

5. When she gets angry, she usually tends to release her rage by punching something - hard.

4. You'll be in much greater danger of being killed painfully fighting the forces of evil than getting dinner and a movie.

3. You may end up getting your soul back, which never turns out well.

2. You'll never be as 'interesting' as her ex.

And the #1 Reason Not To Date Buffy is...

1. You'll probably die for her in the end, and she still won't believe that you love her!

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