== Send your Top 10 ==

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The Top 10 signs you're a vampire with a soul

10. You're in love with someone who is destined to kill your kind.
9. Your trench coat is always billowing, even when its not windy, weird huh?
8. You always have to open both doors when walking into a conference room or lobby.
7. The love of your afterlife impales you with a blessed sword, sending you to hell.
6. You're constantly stocking up on bleach or hair gel.
5. Hanging out in a school basement and talking to yourself is considered 'normal' and/or 'just a phase'.
4. Gypsies give you the willies.
3. When you start feeling happy or content in life, you have to remind yourself that you're supposed to be depressed......hence, back with the brooding.
2. Everyone keeps saying to you....."i knew it!, you're evil again!....help!"

And the #1 sign you're a Vampire with a Soul...

1. When you hear the words 'shanshu' or 'cup of perpetual torment', it makes you wanna puke blood.