== Send your Top 10 ==
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Top Ten Ways to Tell You're Obsessed with Spike
10. You make your girlfriend dress as Buffy (or your boyfriend) 1. You really DO think that getting beat up is the definition of "Third Base"
9. You refer to yourself as "The Big Bad" at every opportunity
8. You integrate as much British slang as possible into your sentences
7. You dye your hair blonde and place a fake scar over your left eye
6. You PURPOSELY write "bloody awful" poetry and use the word "effulgent" in everyday conversations
5. You broke up with your last girlfriend/boyfriend by trying to drive a stake through her/his heart
4. You offer to kill your former love to prove your love to your new crush
3. Before having important conversations with your crush, you rehearse with a mannequin dressed like her/him
2. Whenever anyone mentions Billy Idol, you are compelled to tell them that he got his look from Spike
…And the NUMBER ONE way to tell you're obsessed with Spike…