== Send your Top 10 ==

[3.17.04]

Top Ten Things I Learned from Wonderfalls

10. Men can cry at the drop of a hat...poor bitch.

9. The Maid of the Mist was a dumb ass to get in the boat.

8. At an intervention, everything is fair game including the last time you had an orgasm.

7. It brings new meaning to Furby's everywhere. *shudder*

6. You curse silently and plot to kill whoever throws coins in the fountain, but hey, at least you have change for a coke.

5. The bartender's ass rings and you can see right through his pants.

4. Talking monkeys are better therapists than your mom's therapist.

3. Your mother doesn't want you talking to her therapist because you would give him ideas.

2. When you are surrounded by bad luck, everyone else in your life gets happier. *bastards*

And...

1. You can get attacked by a Texan for returning her purse. I wonder if she is related to Fred?

[Brought to you by Aeryn.]