WE ARE OFFICIALLY THE NUMBER 1 WEBSITE OF THE OMNIVERSE

That's right, we are the big dog, the number one website period. Forget MSN, fuck yahoo in the eye. WE ARE THE SHIZNIT! We get eleventy billion-million hits a day, which is like 10 times what Yahoo gets. Where do we get our information? Simple, we get it from? Dis-Alexa.com a rather small and unheard of rating service that bases its data on assumptions based on pilfered web traffic statistics tracked by is POORLY distributed tool bar software. That's right there is no REAL basis in fact for this, and we know that there are tons of sites that actually get more hits than us, but we can make assumptions with Dis-Alexa's data and pretend we are something big. Kind of like SMG did after Cruel Intentions.