Captain No-Pants

"Uh, you guys may want to check this out."


"Oh good, here they come. I'll finally find out what I've been dying to know."


"Seriously...can you see it? Not sure? Ok, I'll ask Wash."


"For God's sake, yes Captain, they're gone. Now could you PLEASE put your clothes back on???!!"


"Heh...I knew I could get rid of them. TAKE THAT Farmer's Tan!"