Crackwhorin' It Up

"Oh man, I hate morning shakes."


"Uh, oh yeah...that's the shit."


"Of course this is a scavenger hunt, it's not like I'm gonna trade you for smack. WHAT? There's nothing wrong with me, you ever think that maybe it's YOU who has a problem?"

LATER ON THAT NIGHT....


"Just give me $5! That's all I need! I'll do anything. I'll suck your essence! C'mon, man!"


"It hurts, man. I can't take it. PLLLLEEEASE, MAN! I need the junk!!!"


"I know you're not GAY, but what did you think I meant by "suck your essence"? I didn't hear you complaining five minutes ago."