Buffy: Did you steal from that store?
Anya: Hi! Iım doing a survey for DıHoffryn and Associates. Do you think Xander Harris is a) a jerk, b) confused, c) a jerk, d) not viril or e) none of the above?
Anya: do you think Xander deserves to a) have his penis explode, b) have his intestines tied in a big knot, c) have his beady eyes turn to jell-o, or d) none of the above?
Anya: So why do you figure guys like Xander like watching some girls one on one so much?
Anya: OK, letıs start from the top. Do you wish that Xander a) have his penis explode, b) have his intestines tied in a big knot, c) have his beady eyes turn to jell-o, or d) none of the above?
Buffy: Hey, who put that ugly gnome there? And hey, who put that spy camera there???
Willow: Hang on Iım getting some feed from the camera network Oh my god, Buffy, itıs my class on campus! And my room???
Anya: What, weıre gonna do it on the table???
Dawn: So that was the big secret you were protecting me from? You and Spike?
Spike: Oh look, all that wooden talk worked, the whelp brought an axe
Willow: Tara!
Grrr arrgh.
Dawn: Um, yeah. A toothbrush and some earrings.
Buffy: Damn. OK, did you steal from that store?
Dawn: Yeah a necklace, a belt and a pair of leather boots.
Buffy: Damn! OK Iıll bet you didnıt steal from that store!
Dawn: Um, actually yeah, I did
Buffy: But itıs a hardware store! Whatıd you steal?
Dawn: A safe.
Dawn: Um
Willow: What are we supposed to do again?
Anya: Youıre supposed to make a wish.
Willow: Umwhich wish do you want me to wish?
Anya: I want you to choose which wish you want to wish from the wish list, witch!
Tara: You guys figure this out. Iım going to make myself a sandwich.
Tara: Mmm, this sandwich is soooo tasty *wink wink*
Willow: Yeah, it looks reaaally delicious *wink wink*
Anya: What? Stay on topic!
Tara: We are on topic. Although I prefer to be on top, period *chuckle*
Faith: Hmmm Iıll have to go with d).
Anya: Could you elaborate?
Faith: Yeah, how about having him behind bars with me and handcuffed? *wink wink*
Anya: What!? You wish!!!
Xander: I think itıs a Spike camera, not a spy camera.
Buffy: Wha how do you know that?
Xander: Oh, I donıt know maybe the sticker that says "If found, please return to Restfield cemetery"?
Buffy: Gee, Spike has some strange tastes
Willow: How do you know itıs Spike?
Buffy: Well, look at the sticker.
Willow: Wha thatıs Xanderıs handwriting!!!
Xander: *gulp* Well hey, I just improved on the nerdsı network, I didnıt invent it!
Willow: So you could spy on me and Tara!?
Xander: Uh OK, who wants to go for sandwiches?
Willow: *WHACK*
Spike: Why not? Now that youıve shelved Xander *teehee*
Xander (via video feed): Spike, when I get there, Iım gonna deck you.
Spike: Knock on wood, whelp.
Buffy: Yeah, well
Dawn: You shouldıve told me.
Buffy: Why? What would youıve done?
Dawn: Well, for one thing, installed extra camera feeds for your room and his crypt.
Xander: Yup, and Iım about to fell your tree.
Tara: Yıknow, itıs not that easy, and we need to take some time and get to know each other again, and is this show still PG-13?
Willow: Here, let me throw my sweater on the camera. *flop*
Dawn: Awwwww!!!