Dawn: So Buffy
That parody guy was right last week. You were sleeping in Moms old room.
Buffy: I was?
Dawn: You were.
Buffy: Um
so?
Dawn: Two words: mom hair.
Buffy: One word: *WHACK*
Dawn: Im here *pant pant* Has the plane arrived yet?
Buffy: What kept you?
Dawn: I thought thered be, yknow, a slayerette running away from some hooded figures in some foreign country before this scene.
Xander: Yeah, I get how that could be disconcerting.
Buffy: Where is she??? Are you sure weve got the right plane?
Kid #1: *push*
Kid #2: HEY!!!
Father: Hey, behave or Ill eat you like I did your brother.
Xander: Yup. Right plane.
Dawn: Demonic Airways.
Tagger: *SPRAY*
Gnarl: All alone
Tagger: *SPRAY* Huh?
Gnarl: Frightened to be alone?
Tagger: Hey, whoever is here, youd better clear out!!!
Gnarl: *SLASH*
Tagger: Aaarrrgghh! Oh God, why me?
Gnarl: Fate, I guess. After all, I didnt ask to sound like the Grinch who Stole Christmas.
Anya: What are you doing here? I thought you were with Giles studying how to not kill people.
Willow: Actually, I just got back, and I need help. Can you fix these Orbs of Pain for me?
Anya: What??? Who do you think I am? A gullible vengeance demon?
Willow: Hey, I kinda remember tricking someone into freeing me from that stasis field Giles had put around me
Who could it be?
Anya: Right. Pass the Orbs.
Spike: You went away. Youve been gone since
Willow: Yeah
um, well Im back now, and um, theres a body outside.
Spike: Shut up. Cant you see Im talking to that empty spot?
Willow: What? Spike, concentrate! I need your help!
Spike: Dont try to reason with me! I get better viewer ratings when Im insane!
Willow: Oh yeah? Well I get better ratings when Im skinning people
especially insane vampires.
Spike: So you were saying, dead body? Wait a minute, Ill get a pad and take notes.
Anya: Hey look, thats me! Hello!
Willow: Uh-huh.
Anya: Say, whats that big clump of lights?
Willow: Its the high school. Its all hellmouthy.
Anya: And whats that spot with the flashing neon arrow?
Willow: In the caves over there? I think it might be our demon. Either very stupid or very hungry.
Anya: Either that or its Beetlejuice.
Willow: I hate it when demons from bad movies try to cash in on our show.
Anya: *sigh* I can only teleport for official business. I have to file a flight plan and everything.
Willow: Well, you should try Demonic Airways.
Anya: Whats so special about it?
Willow: Trans-dimensional rebates, and, oh all-you-can-skin bio bar. No MSG.
Anya: Hey, I thought I was supposed to be the funny girl in this episode!!!
Willow: Just drop them a chant at 1-888-FLY-EVIL.
Anya: JOSS!!! Its not fair!
Xander: Hey look, shes poseable!
Dawn: Mmmmmmuh!
Buffy: Oh, hello, what have we here? *giggle*
Dawn: Mumble mumble!!!
Buffy: Whats she saying?
Xander: I think shes saying that her name is Dawn, not Gumby.
Anya: Oh, I dont know, lets try this one leg here, an arm there, one hand over here
Dawn: MUMBLE MUMBLE!!!
Buffy: Hey, cool, its like that Indian god with six arms standing on one leg! *giggle*
Dawn: Mmmmuh! MUMBLE!!!
Buffy: Oh, heck, whats she saying now?
Xander: That shell knock the cr
um, the Krshna out of you when all this is over.
Xander: Boy, it sure has gotten dark since the last time we were here
Buffy: Yeah, so how do we find those caves?
Anya: Oh look, theres a sign on that post over there pointing in the right direction.
Xander: Hey, look! Thats not a post, its Dawn!
Dawn: Mmmmmmuh!!!
Buffy: Um, Anya
Gnarl: *Tear* *gulp*
Anya: I wonder dont you Gnarl demons get high cholesterol from eating all that skin?
Gnarl: Well, thats why I start with the lean areas, like the belly. If I wanted fat, Id go for the cheeks.
Willow:
!!!
Anya: But Willow doesnt have a round face
Gnarl: Not those cheeks.
Willow: MUMBLE!!!
Buffy: *SQUELCH*
Gnarl: *Gasp* *Croak*
Xander: Ugh, thumbs! I cant believe you did that!
Zombie from Lessons: Cmon, guys, dinner is served !
Buffy: What are you zombies doing here? I thought wed dusted you when we broke that amulet!
Zombie: Eyeballs. They just keep you coming back for m
Buffy: *WHACK*
Willow: Buffy.
Buffy: Youre meditating. Ill leave.
Willow: Actually, stay. I meant to ask you what people will think of you and me swapping rooms, you getting the bigger one.
Buffy: Well
Willow: And does the fact that I get a small, twin bed symbolize that my reunion with my friends notwithstanding, I am still alone?
Buffy: God, overanalyse much? You can have my moms room back if you want
Willow: Really???
Buffy: That way *you* get the mom hair.
Willow: You know, on second thought, a small twin bed is underrated when it comes to intimacy. And this is, after all, the room where you had all the fun with Angel. And anyway, you look so much better with the mom hair.
Buffy: Oooookayyy
tomorrow we start discussing rent payments.
Grrrr
arrghh